mak teh has bought me this t-shirt at ou last week. seeing it hanging in my closet for a week now, i decide to wear it but it was a bit tight. probably today’s kid fashion is to wear tight clothes. people who look at me probably thinking i am sort of macho man or whatever. ho ho ho. upon arriving the college and assuming that i am late for class, i was greeted with the story that all my class today was cancelled. how fucked up is that. rushing from my house then had to pick up my jackass friends at their home only for nothing. outrageous dude. i end up lepak at my friends house playing ps games. i had to brought this up and hopefully get a kelas ganti. my college’s persatuan pelajar (mpp) is a bunch of crap and sissies. they only wanted the job because of the pangkat, not for serving the people. fuck them lah.

i knew that my classmates love to joke but i couldn’t help hearing that somebody has brought some sick humor saying that i am gay, since i don’t have a girlfriend and hang out mostly (or everytime) with a dude, mostly my friend, mel. uhh…hey, i don’t mind. even telling people that i am a bi, alien from another planet or whatever. what you give, you get back man.

my stomach has been ‘manja’ nowdays. when i ate some spicy food, i get stomach ache and instantly needing to poo. for example today when i ate mom’s cooking with some sambal. probably i haven’t ate spicy food for a long time. have to train my stomach so it will become stronger and can endure any spicy food. ho ho…

btw, got to cut this blog short since i had been arrested by the police today. shit dude…crap! will bitch about that later…

bored last night. just about i want to sleep, mel called, begging me to accompany him to eat. since i am hungry that time, i went to his house. after a brief discussion, mel, his housemate and i went for food hunting around klang valley and a place with shisha. our first destination was of course, uncle don but since that pukul and mati event, the place has been closed since. so we went to bangsar instead. the hot chicks rate was very low that night. just a few of them. after eating, we just drove around kl, looking at people and stuff. upon arriving at home, my head was pening berpusing-pusing after smoking ‘something’ my friend gave me. woke up the next day about 1 pm.

currently i am alone in my house. mom went to kuantan, big sis went to cyberjaya. i’m thinking of throwing a party (an orgy party perhaps? kidding!) at my house but then, dad will kill me without hesitation. i try to cyber and chat using webcam with other lonely strangers at yahoo chat. entertaining at first but my hopes of finding a lonely and horny girls were not successful. bored chatting and watching dvds, i went to see the movie ‘i, robot’ with mel. the movie was entertaining. the action, explosive and stuff. i guess a.i. can be dangerous after all. after movie, we went to lepak at the fountain and mel started to pour out his emotion and stuff but no gay shit ah. his problems, etc. well, i just listen to him and boy, this dude has shitloads of problems. uhh well, so am i, got tons of problems. nevermind lah dude, settle your problem one by one. eventually someday it’ll all go away.

the next day, went to see the movie catwomen with shimi and my um friends. the movie started at 12:15am, but before that i had to send my sister to cyberjaya. i took the sri kembangan route and shit, it was jammed and packed. what the fuck, traffic jam at 11pm. luckily i managed to be at mid valley on time but had to wait for about 20 minutes more before entering the cinema because my jackass friends arrived late. ermm about that movie catwoman, from my opinion lah, not worth it. membazir aje duit aku rm10. less sex scene, less cleavage, no nudity, fucked up camera works, idiot storyline and ending that sucks. come on lah, even with sharon stone in this movie can’t help. i think, it’s not dvd worthy either. oklah, want to resume my sleep. till my next bitching, out!

today was the most boring day. my jackass friends didn’t come to class today. all of them (shit). so i was stuck in class for 4 hours alone. no partner to gossip, no partner to kutuk mengutuk. i wasn’t that close with my other classmate. after the class, i just went home and sleep. at night, i went to lepak at um with my friends. i think…that’s it…huhuh…

uhh…i went to pizza hut near my house to celebrate my dad’s birthday. managed to scrape some money and get him some present. tonight, it’s my sister birthday. probably we went to some fancy restaurant to celebrate. puas round area ampang, searching for her present. i’m thinking of getting her a kangaroo bar for her kelisa or a reverse sensor or probably tinted her car. by the way, i just took her car out from the workshop. they idiot insurance and workshop took almost 2 month for just a body work and still, they do the job like crap.

another thing to bitch, my neighbour are now singing to the tunes of britney spears’s everytime. probably she badly wanted to be in malaysian idol, auditon, akademi fantasia or other singing reality show crap they show on tv. sadly, she suck.

uh…got nothing to bitch today. i just encounter this big car but probably the driver has small dick who drive like a fucking a-hole. tensen sikit. oh and on my class today, i noticed one of my classmate wear this t-shirt written ‘porn star’ at the back. maybe, probably that it the latest fashion or whatever because i don’t really know today kids fashion (usually i don’t give a fuck) but dude, hello? dah terang-terang baju tu tulis porn star, tapi dengan tak malunya pakai. perempuan, pakai tudung pulak tu. bebudak sekarang beli baju gitu-gitu aje ke? ish ish…nak sound karang, kata busy body…huh huh…

i just got back from negeri sembilan last night. i was there because shimi and i were selected to be one of the technical for ns royal 7. the event took 2 days. we were there since thursday, staying in some cheap hotels (i think, people come to this hotel just to *konkek). we were just busy on the first day, doing some input and output of the match result. the rest of the day, we just chillin. we also got to have dinner at this grand hotel where they serve chinese food menu. kenyang gile. sadly, there were a lack of hot chicks at the hotel or the padang ragbi. go to meet some of our sdarians friends there, samba, go and syafiq. upon arriving at my home, i went to the bed and crash. phew, tired lah.

today is monday. i feel lazy to go to class and thinking of taking a mc, but i have a mid term for my visual basic paper today. cuak gak. the question are easy but kinda confusing. hope i aced it.

* konkek = go figure this sentence yourself

when travelling, i prefer to use the road. not because that i fear of other modes of transportaion, but with the road, it’s actually entertaining. we got to see the view, have pit stops to eat, etc. the only thing that suck is that it took a very long time to arrive at the destination. last week i get to fly with air asia from penang to kuala lumpur. it was a while since i fly. the last time i think was when i went to indonesia for a holiday. this ais asia was okay lah. seeing the view of malaysia from 16,000 feet was…wow, beautiful and erm…the cute stewardess. i brought my video camera but i didn’t do those pramugara terlampau lah ho ho ho. after touchdown at klia, i went straight to mru to help shimi do his work. after that i had to lepak at um because i forgot my house key and have to wait for my sister to come back from her workplace. sedih tak dapat masuk rumah. when i finally can enter the house, i was shocked that the car bumper was broken and the car boot was dented. apparently while i was away at penang, my sister drove the car and has gotten herself into an accident. with a lamp post or whatever. this sucks, really. i have go to was forced to clean this mess up all by myself, which of course, sucks.

i will be at seremban doing some work for malaysian royal sevens with malaysian rugby union. see the info at www.mru.org.my or come to seremban and see it for yourself. so, no updates here for about, erm…2 days?

note: i have been checking my web stats and found out that some of the people came here because they wanted to download the misha omar’s pulangkan mp3. so, not to dissapoint these people, i’ve uploaded the mp3 on my server and these people can download it. but, read the disclaimer, delete the mp3 after 30 days, buy the original album if you like that song and erm…i don’t support piracy. he he he…

i have a sorethroat. no mood to talk or having some sort of oral conversation. luckily i was able to dodge all kinds of discussion, meetings, work group, etc. but last thursday, i was at my friends place doing some work and his friend (jgn marah aaa) talk and asked me too much. the conversation varies from computers to personal issue. there are barely/no voice coming out from my mouth be he kept asking and asking. i was like, “what the fuck dude, can’t you see hear i have no fucking voice?” but then, what to do. i didn’t say those words to his face though. i was thinking of not answering his question and just nod for whatever he says. but that’ll would be rude because he gave me ‘something’ that day. nevermind lah.

i am writing this entry at penang. went here last night with mom since i have a long weekend. thinking of changing air, my atmosphere plus i can hangout with dad. kl nowdays has become crowded and dusty. erm…oklah. till then…

slimer, sasa dan galeri
uh…mid term aku dah start la. koh koh koh. lepas mid term, ada cuti seminggu. last week sampai dua orang tetamu datang rumah aku. memula nasri datang kl jalan-jalan buat road trip dia. tension dengan result exam katanya. disebabkan aku dengan boss dan bersara clubbing, jadi aku bawak dia jalan-jalan tempat baik aje lah. pergi tengok spiderman 2, pastu bawak dia pergi nokia starlight cinema, makan roti tisu panjang nak mampus dan macam-macam lagi lah. tapi kalau dah datang rumah aku, tak sah la kalau tak merasa kehebatan broadband rumah aku…kah kah kah. habis semua bende nasri try. dari home network sampai bluetooth. nasib baik wireless tak pasang lagi. cumanya aku tak sempat nak angkut dia pergi shah alam jumpa bebudak kat sana. manai pulak tak balik rumah. kerek syal. takpe le kot. pastu sedara aku datang dari uitm segamat. tak sempat nak bawak dia jalan-jalan kl. cuma pergi lepak kat kedai mamak pastu makan tom yam kat rumah aku. mungkin lain kali la kot. sori aa yek fadli.

petang tadi lepas kelas, aku lepak rumah member aku. dia beriye ajak makan kat rumah dia sebab dia nak masak. aku ingatkan mamat ni takde le hebat sangat memasak, rupanya hussler. peh. canggih betul member aku ni. disebabkan dia hussler, aku pun ajar le dia resepi sambal kentang ikan bilis aku. kenyak jugak le aku makan tadi. best rupanya kalau masak sendiri ni yek…hehe. lepas makan, layan cerita smallville season 3 final. sungguh tak diduga ending dia…hu hu.

baru-baru ni aku buat deal dengan telekom untuk dapatkan reverse dns majlis olimpik. tunggu dekat dua minggu baru tmnet nak balas e-mel aku. tapi agak berbaloi la menunggu sebab akhirnya diorang kasi aku kontrol reverse dns ip diorang. baru je petang tadi tmnet delegate nameserver ke ip. ha ha ha…sungguh best. habis le aku bereksperimen nanti…

this is a blueberry cake
eh, the date is 8th of july. so it must be true that today is my birthday. he he he. getting old is not fun. especially when we are above 12 years old. tak boleh dapat diskaun kanak-kanak. he he he. but with getting old, we can do many stuff. boleh mengundi, boleh masuk disko (he he he). oh, plus we had our own responsibility now. good luck with that huh. so, happy 22nd birthday mr. mohd saiful azfar ismail. have a prosperous life, good luck and have fun! all the way…

6 tickets X 2 = 12 people

uhh…last last week friday, i was at phileo damansara collecting my free tickets to the nokia starlight cinema. i got 6 tickets where one ticket can be used by two person. that means i can bring up to 12 people in. wow. sweet deal huh? before this, my sister had asked me if i wanted to go there for free (she got the citibank credit card and the owner can enter for free). but because of no free time, i had to decline the offer. now, with 6 tickets and free time…hmm…i’m thinking going there on 8th of july…he he he…