hurm…hari pertama kelas aku start. ok gak le. ramai muka-muka baru aku nampak. semester ni, bebudak kelas aku sama macam semester lepas. subjek internet programming dah start belajar. nasib yang mengajar tu mentor aku. boleh kipas lebih-lebih sikit. ha ha. kelas aku habis pukul 12 tengahari, pastu ada kelas database pukul 1 petang. untuk menghabiskan masa menunggu, aku pergi lepak dengan member aku kat ampang point. time tu kiterang pergi kedai buku popular. popular ada buat diskaun barang alat tulis terpilih. satu barang 50sen. peh, sapa tak nak. kiterang terus la punggah barang-barang tuh. aku ambik pembaris, highlighter, pen dengan liquid paper. aku nak pergi bayar terus sebab nak pergi tandas, tapi mel tahan aku sebab ada nadia dan rakan-rakan kat area counter. aku garu kepala yang tak gatal. bila ‘line’ dah clear, kiterang pergi bayar. cashier la pulak masalahnye. diorang punye sistem tak recognize harga barang tu sebagai 50sen. sistem tak update la ni. ada le tersangkut dekat 20minit kat situ. muka aku pun dah naik tebal. customer lain yang beratur belakang aku pun dah pandang slek. aduh…abis kelas database aku pukul 3, aku pergi main snooker dengan mel. takde le aku ni hussler sangat main, ala kadar je.

malamnye time aku borak-borak dengan razif, kiterang borak-borak pasal cerita kat tv. pastu masuk la bab cerita smallville. aku kerek la dengan dia yang aku dah tengok season 3 full. dia kata dia dah tengok season 4. secara tiba-tiba, aku teruja untuk mendownload season 4. takde la aku minat sangat cerita smallville ni. tengok gitu-gitu je. tak follow. season 3 yang ada dalam hard disk backup ni pun takde masa nak tengok, tapi season 4 buleh lak aku tengok. ha ha. ok gak le season 4. clark kent boleh terbang. nak cerita kasi habis karang, spoil lak untuk sesiapa yang belum tengok tuh. ok ah, ada kerja, chalow…

urm…my holiday’s over. now it’s back to skool. luckily the first week is for class orientation and registration. none to worry about. got my exam results, and they were flyin’…o…yeah. the pain and stressness studying at projet finally pays off. my class this semester will be the same like last semester. which means, i get to be in one room with all other jackass i’ve been bitching about in this blog and with my friends. i’m thinking not to kutuk people so much lah this semester. well, we’ll see about that.

i’ve read in the forums, unofficial news, hear from a friend that streamyx been giving free speed upgrade to all their users with no extra charge. i don’t know if this was a joke, or a hoax. apparently, the news is true. 384kbps has bee upgraded to 512kpbs and and so on which means, my speed is now 1mbps. bitchin’! oh..how sweet that was. luckily my adsl router was capable of handling that speed. i haven’t notice the change until i see my speed configuration:

now my download frenzy has been doubled. plus, when streaming or downloading mp3, the speed was yummy. sadly they didn’t upgrade the upload speed or that will be super bitchin’.

during fasting month, i’ve become more subtle and patient. less ganas if i would say. it’s very comfirting. but i think i just void my pahala puasa today when while waiting for mum to buy juadah berbuka, this dude just honk me for no reason. so i gave him the finger. cool huh?

sometimes, when you sit alone and think by yourself and notice that something you did wrong? or, ever had second thought? like ‘oh shit she is no thhe girl for me’ or ‘shit i’m marrying the wrong person?’ sucks isn’it? yeah, i had a few thoughts like that. the feeling that someone/something is not right for me. feel like wanted to turn back the time and correct the what the hell that i do wrong. well, what to do. we couldn’t. in my case today, i regret buying this ‘passenger 57‘ pirate dvd. i thought there were some special features, etc. in there but i was wrong. wesley snipes were awesome with his kickass attitude, especially in demolition man, u.s marshall, blade, the art of war, etc. but in this story, well…he this movie suck. oh, well…

as the title suggest, yes i went to the dentist today. when i was a little boy, i always think that going to the dentist is scary, especially when i had to pull some tooth. sakit woo…or when they put novocaine in your mouth and just numb the whole day. it’s easy to say that dentist was not my favourite. going to the normal doctor is okay though. but still, every year i had to go to them twice. if i’m not going, somebody will force me to. erm…i went there because lately my gums hurts when i eat. the positive thing when going to the detist this time is the nurse was…lovely and the doctor was…also lovely (pervert mode auto activate). after checking my teeth, the doctor says i didn’t have to pull my teeth (phew!). my teeth are just healthy. it’s just my gums back there are sensitive. so, she just gave me a lotion, that’s all. the doctor also recommend me for a teeth scaling and polishing. wash all that coffee and cigarettes stains. thinking, well, why not. during the process, my gums bleed and there was water dripping out from my mouth. it’s uncomfortable. but nevermind lah, and now my teeth is whiter. ha ha ha…

later that day, i went to ‘Nasi Ayam Periuk Besar’ at sungai kob, kulim. sedap giler. mum having nasi ayam madu, dad having nasi ayam rempah and i have the nasi ayam bakar. wow. after that, we hang at grandma’s house in kulim.

for those who had come to my site earlier, you would notice that i closed down this site temporarily due to a software upgrade, blogging system change and some space clean up. hope you all enjoy the ‘asmaradana’ video clip i put on the front page during this website temporary shut down. i haven’t check out my web statistic bout a month or so. usually, i loved to check it out, seeing how many visitor, bandwidth consumption, etc. when i checked it days before, i noticed that the bandwidth usage was humongous huge, about close to 1 gigabyte. wow, usually i only get about 100 megabytes. probably due to some mp3 i put in my site. then i check out the hard disk space. it’s nearly full. so i spend my day choosing what to keep and what to delete on my web server. now my usage is only 10%, which is good.

after checking the web statistic, i decided to change the layout and design of this web for more fun and funky. after thinking, i decided to keep to the design for a while due to i am a lazy jackass. that’s why some of you wonder, “what the hell this dude change on his website?”. penat la nak design baru. probably later. so, i decided only to change the blogging system. now i’m using wordpress, which is more fun, easier to edit and configure and they have the best user support. you’ll notice something different when clicking on the posting comment or saw the brand new ‘send posts to your friend’. enjoy it. i’m actually on a holiday in penang. thinking of escaping the big city by coming to another big city? ha ha…later…

wopp…tetiba pulak aku bangun pagi hari ni. aku punya mood nak menulis pun tiba-tiba sampai. tapi aku teringin nak tulis dalam bm la pulak. malam semalam, aku lepak-lepak dengan ayah aku kat kedai mamak (pelita, klcc). first time aku lepak situ ngan shimi. saja-saja nak impress ayah aku, aku bawak dia pergi minum kat situ. time aku tengah melantak roti canai bawang ni, aku pandang-pandang le keadaan sekeliling. ramai gak le bebudak muda-mudi yang baru mengenal dunia ni lepak kat situ. dessing sekor-sekor fuhh…seperti esok tiada lagi. disebabkan pepagi buta tu supermarket atau shopping complex masih belum bukak, aku menganggarkan yang diorang ni kebanyakannya baru balik dari disko atau konsert alicia keys. tak kisah le memana pun, sebab i don’t give a shit.

pandang dan pandang aku tertarik kat satu meja ni. minah ni pakai, bergaya abis. nampak itu ini. yang tak tahannya, siap pakai cermin mata hitam. aisey, apa kejadahnye la pakai cermin mata hitam pepagi buta ni. nampak je jalannya? mungkin dengan adanya spek mata hitam, penglihatan dikorbankan demi gaya. sama le jugak time aku lepak-lepak kat kedai makan area ampang nih. ada mamat nih pakai cermin mata hitam time memalam buta. aku dengan member aku terus gelak abis-abisan le kat situ. aduh…ntah le muda mudi sekarang ni.

dah lama aku tak baca new straits times. time sekolah dulu, selalu gak le baca sebab sekolah aku buat projek add (akhbar dalam darjah). benda favourite aku kat nst ni kartun dengan computimes. he he he. satu hari tu, kakak aku beli nst baru yang saiz kecik tu. biasanya dia beli the star. the star pun sama le jugak, aku minat bahagian kartun dengan tech-central je. berbalik kepada cerita nst tadi, aku ada ternampak satu artikel pasal fesyen dan thumbdrive. so, aku pun teringin nak bercerita pasal tu kat sini.

thumbdrive kat atas ni aku punya (duh!). kapasiti 256mb dengan keupayaan lock dan usb 2.0. harga dia time beli dulu dalam rm180 camtu. ayah aku belanja time pc fair. begitu hebatnya teknologi sekarang, ram yang begitu besar dapat dikecilkan jadi sebesar ibu jari tangan. banyak gak le menatang ni menyumbang dalam menjayakan kehidupan aku. member-member aku pun sekarang dah ramai guna benda ni. dia dah jadi macam fashion statement. trend. aksesori kehidupan. kebanyakannya suka gantung kat leher, cam gantung telefon. ada yang buat key chain, ada yang letak dalam poket atau letak atas meja aje.

bagi aku ler, aku tak suka gantung-gantung benda kat leher ni. letak dalam poket aje sempoi. sama la jugak dengan handphone. walaupun sekecil manapun handphone, letak dalam poket aje. tapi sekarang ni aku letak handphone dalam poket baju kalau boleh. haritu aku ada terbaca pasal artikel yang kalau kita letak handphone dalam poket seluar boleh menyebabkan sperma jadi tak sihat. tu yang takut sket, ha ha ha…kalau aku pakai seluar jeans yang agak ketat sket, aku letak dalam poket baju gak. takut terkemik handphone aku nanti. ehh…berbalik kepada cerita thumbdrive tadi, menatang ni memudahkan aku dari segi perpindahan data.

kalau sebelum ni, aku pindah data pakai internet, cd-r/rw, lan crosslink cable dan disket. kalau simpan data kat internet ni, kebanyakannya aku simpan benda-benda yang nak pakai selalu. lagipun sekarang akses internet ada kat mana-mana. cd-r/rw ni aku dah jarang guna kecuali kalau nak simpan data kekal. satu kapasiti cd-r/rw ada dalam 700mb. kalau nak simpan sikit kan dah membazir. dengan lambat nak burn lagi, pastu possibility calar lah apa lah. disket, takyah cerita aaa. zaman dulu aku pakai disket nak transfer mp3, mau pakai dekat 3 bijik disket satu lagu. pakai zip compression. pehh…pastu mudah calar, kemik dan sebagainya.

dengan thumbdrive ni, nak simpan atau pindah data menjadi senang dan cepat. cucuk kat pc, pastu terus boleh pakai. dengan teknologi yang semakin membangun nih, kapasiti thumbdrive akan menjadi lebih besar dan saiz benda tu akan menjadi semakin kecil. sekarang ni pun dah ada thumbdrive kapasiti 1gb, saiz besar pen aje. bentuk thumbdrive pun bermacam-macam dah sekarang. bentuk bulat, warna warni. ada pulak sesetengahnya diintegrate dengan peralatan lain macam mp3 player, digital camera, bluetooth, wireless lan dan macam-macam lagi. hebat-hebat. kalau kat dalam filem, dulu orang tunjuk nak pindah data pakai cd, mungkin sekarang orang pakai thumbdrive aje.

lagi kecik sesuatu barang tu, lagi senang hilang. iye ke? tapi yang nyatanya, tak kisah le kecil atau besar. thumbdrive ni memang berguna. aku rekemen kat korang semua supaya angkat satu. kita masuk ke trend terkini. berguna dari segi penyimpanan data hinggalah kepada fesyen. lagipun, kalau kita guna thumbdrive ni nanti, orang tengok kita pun nampak cool. bergaya, macho dan ada kelas. kira berlagak la sikit. ha ha ha…

uh…just now, my mom and i just whacked this damn rat that trapped in our bathroom. these rat deserved it. they have wreck havoc in our house. thankfully my mom didn’t crushed the rat’s head or cleaning it out would be a bitch. eww…with brains splattered around the corpse. no way. picking the rat and putting it into a plastic bag were not a problem though, although it feels a little soft. washed my hand with hot boiling water after that but not before soaking my hands with detol.

hey hey hey…i have just dumped my old picture gallery. when first editing, modifying and installing it, i thought it was great and funky because the picture gallery uses sql for data entry, imagemagick for auto-generate thumbnail and have a picture comment system. but after a while, i began to noticed that this picture gallery script is full of holes and vulnerability. it seems that people can gain access to my secure shell using that picture gallery php script. according to my master bruteforce, my script contains:

which is not good. my master bruteforce even warn me about some of my php.ini settings in my webserver that suppose to be off. so i edited the configuration and disable some of the functions in php that could create a vulnerability such as allow_url_fopen, disable_functions and register_globals.

but, with all the functions turned off, my option of picture gallery php script is limited. most of them require “register_globals” to be turned on. searching and searching, i discover this great script that bitchin’ great, uses gd (oklah, but imagemagick is better) and use this scripting that dosen’t require me to turn on the register_globals:

i have already configure and modify the picture gallery script and it is working in full swing but i have removed the picture vote and commenting system. i think it’s unnecessary. so you can visit my picture gallery here. enjoy!

it’s over!, finally. what is it? my marriage? shit, i’m not married yet. it’s my final exam. all the pain and agony are gone, for now but they will be back again next semester and i’ll always here waiting for them to suck dry part of my life. now that i’m on holiday, i’ve been thinking what will i do with my free time. a lot of free time. my actual plans are, i want to just hang out and get wasted but not retarted (ha ha) but that probably could not happen since i got tons of project waiting for me. maybe after i finished it all and get the upah, i can spare some money to go vacation with mel. we were thinking of going to pulau tioman. or maybe camping, making road trips or something fun and educational. ha ha. ok lah, got ‘some’ sleeping to do. later…

hi. uh…i’m busy. so, just a quick updates on my life. my final has started. i’m very busy right now. today i’m a bit emotional. tons of problems (problem lagi aku), and my sister who is borrowing the car, returned it dirty and the car makes some funny noise. so, i send the car to the car wash. vacuum, polish, and all. while waiting for my car, this dude come to me, probably trying to start a conversation, ask me “hantar cuci kereta ke dik?” i answer the man but i don’t know if his question are wrong but i’m at a car wash, what possibly else can i do there? man, i want to kick his ass…

hurrah, my final exam starts next week. wish me luck ya. during my study week, i do nothing productive. just hanging out at my house, studying (omg!!) and doing some house chores and spray paint the dustbin…hashim have been asking me to see the cobra 10 rugby match tomorrow. there will be a women touch rugby featuring the miss malaysia. looking forward to see gorgeous women running at the rugby field and some of the body parts wiggling up and down. oh…lovely. i think i can’t miss that. erm…finally i have decided to cut off my long hair. i shaved my hair bald actually. simpan rambut panjang-panjang. tak tahan rasanya. every morning, i had to clean the hair good and dry them. not to forget the shampoo and conditioner. but it pays (sort off)…when a girl telling me, she was jealous of my hair. muahahahaha…

many people asked me why bald? my answer was simple, i just want to try. plus, with me being psychotic and angry all the time can cool off my head faster…he he. nothing wrong in asking a question but if it was asked many times in a day, i get very annoyed. so, yesterday, there was this annoying girl but cute and lawa nonetheless kept bugging me, asking why bald so i answer to her something like this: “i cut off my hair because i have many problems. i also cut my hair because it gives me inspiration, new perspective and new ideas. if you don’t like me being bald and all, you can kiss my ass”

i love a good drama. great speech huh?

yerp, dah lama tak post. maaf kepada semua (ada orang baca ke?). kebelakangan ni, sibuk giler lah (reason ni lagi). minggu lepas aku sibuk duk buat final project. 2 ketul lak tu. satu buat sistem visual basic, lagi satu tu buat research untuk network. hantar dan present pada hari yang sama. visual basic aku buat program management database pelajar dan markah, best tuh…hehe. macam biasa lah, disebabkan nak jaga ego, assignment tu semua kena buat yang power gile. group empat orang, tapi yang duk buatnya dua orang je. aku ngan mel. banyak gak duit aku abis. tension gak le, tapi apa bleh buat…sabar je lah.

takde cerita menarik sebenarnya aku nak story. ni pun sebab aku banyak duk kat rumah. nak speaking dalam blog ni pun rasa malas lak. nak kena translate bahasa lagi, eheh. malam merdeka aritu member-member banyak gak ajak keluar. tapi aku pilih nak duduk kat rumah aje. cadang nak tido awal, tapi member aku yang sorang ni telefon beriye-iye mintak teman. katanya baru clash dengan awek. dah lama kapel katanya. nak kata bengong karang, marah pulak member. so, aku pun pergi le teman dia. nak pastikan budak tu tak buat bende-bende yang tak senonoh.

itu le dia, nak berkapel muda-muda ni tapi tak reti nak maintain. bila clash, habis terpalit dengan kawan-kawan lain. kat tempat aku belajar tuh ada la dua orang member aku ni kapel. kawan-kawan classmet. diorang kapel tahan 3 bulan je aku rasa. nak sangat declare awal-awal, ambik ko terus clash. disebabkan aku rapat dengan budak lelaki tuh, ex-awek dia terus tak tegur aku. sampai member-member pompuan dia pun tak bertegur sapa dengan aku. buat-buat tak kenal la gamaknya. ada ka sampai gitu sekali, sebab clash aje terus putus member? sedih gak aku, tapi nak buat cemana. mungkin bebudak ni muda-muda lagi, mungkin tak berapa faham erti dunia sebenar. lantak le korang, malas lah nak ambik pot.

final aku dah nak dekat. sekarang ni pun sibuk duk stadi. nak score le katakan…ha ha ha. rimas plak aku kekadang dengan rambut panjang ni. simpan ni pun sebab nak merasa rambut panjang. botak dah rasa dah. agak-agak bila dah tension sangat, potong la kot. tiba-tiba aku tengok letrik kat rumah aku ni cam ada masalah. power tak stabil. untuk mengelakkan pc ni dari rosak, baik aku shutdown dulu. aku bercerita lagi lain hari…

hey, it’s a long time since i post. kinda busy nowdays. with work and the finals are coming. phew, hectic. i was out with mel last night, hoping to see the alien vs predator movie but the seats are all full from thursday till saturday. eh? what the fuck? the gsc computers must be lying. those bastards. so we just hang out at sec. 14 instead. funny thing is, mel and his friend haven’t heard of pj sec. 14.

this week is the most busy week i have. firstly, with the assignment and all and secondly, my usual routine with mel has gotten funkier, that is, badmouthing other people. ha ha ha. we kutuk people, but just with ourselves. it’s fun and of course, can let off steam after studying like hell. on many of my class, there’s one class where my posse are likely mostly to be the target. we’re always the one that will be asked to solve some oral question. no problem though, we can answer it anyway. i had my share also. i was kena marah for sitting to close to the wall, for munching someting (chewing gum apparently) and the newest one is, i was scolded for just smiling. ahh…how wonderful is that? when my lecturer asked why am i smiling, i just said to her that ‘senyum itu satu sedekah’. i’m thinking of something witty to counterback any of her rants and question next time…