hidup lagi ke?

yerp, dah lama tak post. maaf kepada semua (ada orang baca ke?). kebelakangan ni, sibuk giler lah (reason ni lagi). minggu lepas aku sibuk duk buat final project. 2 ketul lak tu. satu buat sistem visual basic, lagi satu tu buat research untuk network. hantar dan present pada hari yang sama. visual basic aku buat program management database pelajar dan markah, best tuh…hehe. macam biasa lah, disebabkan nak jaga ego, assignment tu semua kena buat yang power gile. group empat orang, tapi yang duk buatnya dua orang je. aku ngan mel. banyak gak duit aku abis. tension gak le, tapi apa bleh buat…sabar je lah.

takde cerita menarik sebenarnya aku nak story. ni pun sebab aku banyak duk kat rumah. nak speaking dalam blog ni pun rasa malas lak. nak kena translate bahasa lagi, eheh. malam merdeka aritu member-member banyak gak ajak keluar. tapi aku pilih nak duduk kat rumah aje. cadang nak tido awal, tapi member aku yang sorang ni telefon beriye-iye mintak teman. katanya baru clash dengan awek. dah lama kapel katanya. nak kata bengong karang, marah pulak member. so, aku pun pergi le teman dia. nak pastikan budak tu tak buat bende-bende yang tak senonoh.

itu le dia, nak berkapel muda-muda ni tapi tak reti nak maintain. bila clash, habis terpalit dengan kawan-kawan lain. kat tempat aku belajar tuh ada la dua orang member aku ni kapel. kawan-kawan classmet. diorang kapel tahan 3 bulan je aku rasa. nak sangat declare awal-awal, ambik ko terus clash. disebabkan aku rapat dengan budak lelaki tuh, ex-awek dia terus tak tegur aku. sampai member-member pompuan dia pun tak bertegur sapa dengan aku. buat-buat tak kenal la gamaknya. ada ka sampai gitu sekali, sebab clash aje terus putus member? sedih gak aku, tapi nak buat cemana. mungkin bebudak ni muda-muda lagi, mungkin tak berapa faham erti dunia sebenar. lantak le korang, malas lah nak ambik pot.

final aku dah nak dekat. sekarang ni pun sibuk duk stadi. nak score le katakan…ha ha ha. rimas plak aku kekadang dengan rambut panjang ni. simpan ni pun sebab nak merasa rambut panjang. botak dah rasa dah. agak-agak bila dah tension sangat, potong la kot. tiba-tiba aku tengok letrik kat rumah aku ni cam ada masalah. power tak stabil. untuk mengelakkan pc ni dari rosak, baik aku shutdown dulu. aku bercerita lagi lain hari…

smiling is a crime

hey, it’s a long time since i post. kinda busy nowdays. with work and the finals are coming. phew, hectic. i was out with mel last night, hoping to see the alien vs predator movie but the seats are all full from thursday till saturday. eh? what the fuck? the gsc computers must be lying. those bastards. so we just hang out at sec. 14 instead. funny thing is, mel and his friend haven’t heard of pj sec. 14.

this week is the most busy week i have. firstly, with the assignment and all and secondly, my usual routine with mel has gotten funkier, that is, badmouthing other people. ha ha ha. we kutuk people, but just with ourselves. it’s fun and of course, can let off steam after studying like hell. on many of my class, there’s one class where my posse are likely mostly to be the target. we’re always the one that will be asked to solve some oral question. no problem though, we can answer it anyway. i had my share also. i was kena marah for sitting to close to the wall, for munching someting (chewing gum apparently) and the newest one is, i was scolded for just smiling. ahh…how wonderful is that? when my lecturer asked why am i smiling, i just said to her that ‘senyum itu satu sedekah’. i’m thinking of something witty to counterback any of her rants and question next time…

queer monday

mak teh has bought me this t-shirt at ou last week. seeing it hanging in my closet for a week now, i decide to wear it but it was a bit tight. probably today’s kid fashion is to wear tight clothes. people who look at me probably thinking i am sort of macho man or whatever. ho ho ho. upon arriving the college and assuming that i am late for class, i was greeted with the story that all my class today was cancelled. how fucked up is that. rushing from my house then had to pick up my jackass friends at their home only for nothing. outrageous dude. i end up lepak at my friends house playing ps games. i had to brought this up and hopefully get a kelas ganti. my college’s persatuan pelajar (mpp) is a bunch of crap and sissies. they only wanted the job because of the pangkat, not for serving the people. fuck them lah.

i knew that my classmates love to joke but i couldn’t help hearing that somebody has brought some sick humor saying that i am gay, since i don’t have a girlfriend and hang out mostly (or everytime) with a dude, mostly my friend, mel. uhh…hey, i don’t mind. even telling people that i am a bi, alien from another planet or whatever. what you give, you get back man.

my stomach has been ‘manja’ nowdays. when i ate some spicy food, i get stomach ache and instantly needing to poo. for example today when i ate mom’s cooking with some sambal. probably i haven’t ate spicy food for a long time. have to train my stomach so it will become stronger and can endure any spicy food. ho ho…

btw, got to cut this blog short since i had been arrested by the police today. shit dude…crap! will bitch about that later…

smoke

bored last night. just about i want to sleep, mel called, begging me to accompany him to eat. since i am hungry that time, i went to his house. after a brief discussion, mel, his housemate and i went for food hunting around klang valley and a place with shisha. our first destination was of course, uncle don but since that pukul and mati event, the place has been closed since. so we went to bangsar instead. the hot chicks rate was very low that night. just a few of them. after eating, we just drove around kl, looking at people and stuff. upon arriving at home, my head was pening berpusing-pusing after smoking ‘something’ my friend gave me. woke up the next day about 1 pm.

movie marathon

currently i am alone in my house. mom went to kuantan, big sis went to cyberjaya. i’m thinking of throwing a party (an orgy party perhaps? kidding!) at my house but then, dad will kill me without hesitation. i try to cyber and chat using webcam with other lonely strangers at yahoo chat. entertaining at first but my hopes of finding a lonely and horny girls were not successful. bored chatting and watching dvds, i went to see the movie ‘i, robot’ with mel. the movie was entertaining. the action, explosive and stuff. i guess a.i. can be dangerous after all. after movie, we went to lepak at the fountain and mel started to pour out his emotion and stuff but no gay shit ah. his problems, etc. well, i just listen to him and boy, this dude has shitloads of problems. uhh well, so am i, got tons of problems. nevermind lah dude, settle your problem one by one. eventually someday it’ll all go away.

the next day, went to see the movie catwomen with shimi and my um friends. the movie started at 12:15am, but before that i had to send my sister to cyberjaya. i took the sri kembangan route and shit, it was jammed and packed. what the fuck, traffic jam at 11pm. luckily i managed to be at mid valley on time but had to wait for about 20 minutes more before entering the cinema because my jackass friends arrived late. ermm about that movie catwoman, from my opinion lah, not worth it. membazir aje duit aku rm10. less sex scene, less cleavage, no nudity, fucked up camera works, idiot storyline and ending that sucks. come on lah, even with sharon stone in this movie can’t help. i think, it’s not dvd worthy either. oklah, want to resume my sleep. till my next bitching, out!

jika kau bercinta lagi – flop poppy

(dipopularkan oleh Alleycats)

Jika Kau bercinta lagi
Cintalah sepenuhnya aaa aaa aaa
Jika kau bercinta lagi
Jagalah kau hatinya aaa aaa aaa

Engkau yang memilihnya
Tanpa memikirkan tentang diriku
Kini ku hanya dapat berdoa
Agar berbahagia kau disampingnya

Aaa aaa aaa

Jika Kau bercinta lagi
Cintalah sepenuhnya aaa aaa aaa
Jika kau bercinta lagi
Jagalah kau hatinya aaa aaa aaa

Aku tak dapat menghalang
Engkau punya kemahuan sendiri
Biarku hidup hanya mengenang
Peristiwa yang tak dapat ku lupa

Aaa aaa aaa

Kini aku hanya dapat berdoa
Agar berbahagia kau disampingnya
Selamat tinggal
Aku mengundurkan diri

© New Southern Records Sdn. Bhd.

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Buy the album if you like this song.

boring day

today was the most boring day. my jackass friends didn’t come to class today. all of them (shit). so i was stuck in class for 4 hours alone. no partner to gossip, no partner to kutuk mengutuk. i wasn’t that close with my other classmate. after the class, i just went home and sleep. at night, i went to lepak at um with my friends. i think…that’s it…huhuh…

jiran saya

uhh…i went to pizza hut near my house to celebrate my dad’s birthday. managed to scrape some money and get him some present. tonight, it’s my sister birthday. probably we went to some fancy restaurant to celebrate. puas round area ampang, searching for her present. i’m thinking of getting her a kangaroo bar for her kelisa or a reverse sensor or probably tinted her car. by the way, i just took her car out from the workshop. they idiot insurance and workshop took almost 2 month for just a body work and still, they do the job like crap.

another thing to bitch, my neighbour are now singing to the tunes of britney spears’s everytime. probably she badly wanted to be in malaysian idol, auditon, akademi fantasia or other singing reality show crap they show on tv. sadly, she suck.

surti dan tejo – jamrud

Surti remaja anak bapak kades
Dan si Tejo jejaka baru aja mudik
Berdua saling mencinta sejak lulus SD
Hingga kini beranjak gede

Surti sumringah arjunanya pulang
Tiga tahun berpisah nyari dana di kota
mereka melepas rindu di pematang sawah
Hingga malam selimuti desa

Jemari Tejo mulai piknik dari wajah sampai lutut Surti
Tanpa sadar sarung mereka pun jadi alas
Mirip Demo memasak
Tejo mulai berakting di depan Surti
Masang alat kontrasepsi

Surti menjerit serentak menutup matanya
Surti menangis, kecewa, arjuna berubah

Hilang Tejo yang dulu ngampung,
Dekil, Lugu, tapi Surti suka
Berganti Tejo yang gaul, yang funky
yang doyan ngucapin “Ember!”

Surti berlari kayak orang kesurupan
Dan si Tejo ngelamun menahan konaknya
Diacungkan jari tengah ke arah Surti
Penuh dendam dia bilang, “F*** you!”

© Jamrud.

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appropiate

uh…got nothing to bitch today. i just encounter this big car but probably the driver has small dick who drive like a fucking a-hole. tensen sikit. oh and on my class today, i noticed one of my classmate wear this t-shirt written ‘porn star’ at the back. maybe, probably that it the latest fashion or whatever because i don’t really know today kids fashion (usually i don’t give a fuck) but dude, hello? dah terang-terang baju tu tulis porn star, tapi dengan tak malunya pakai. perempuan, pakai tudung pulak tu. bebudak sekarang beli baju gitu-gitu aje ke? ish ish…nak sound karang, kata busy body…huh huh…

sdara run 2004

calling out all ex-sekolah dato’ abdul razak who came to this site to join the sdara run 2004, especially the sdarians 959. basically the event will be held on the 20th and 21st of august, which will feature a 180km run / jog from tanjung malim to the new campus at sungai gadut. we will need 90 volunteers to do the 280km run, therefore each will have to run an average of 2 km. datuk salamon selamat, najib tun razak, etc. are amongst the vip invited for the event. apart from that, they are selling promotional items like sdara t-shirt, caps, car sticker, etc. to collect some funds for the event. however, you are also welcome to make a donation for the event by cash / bank transaction. further information can be obtained from liutenant colonel (rtd.) dr. abdul razak which can be contacted at 019-3742040. please tell this news to other sdarians you know. thanks!

do you hate monday?

i just got back from negeri sembilan last night. i was there because shimi and i were selected to be one of the technical for ns royal 7. the event took 2 days. we were there since thursday, staying in some cheap hotels (i think, people come to this hotel just to *konkek). we were just busy on the first day, doing some input and output of the match result. the rest of the day, we just chillin. we also got to have dinner at this grand hotel where they serve chinese food menu. kenyang gile. sadly, there were a lack of hot chicks at the hotel or the padang ragbi. go to meet some of our sdarians friends there, samba, go and syafiq. upon arriving at my home, i went to the bed and crash. phew, tired lah.

today is monday. i feel lazy to go to class and thinking of taking a mc, but i have a mid term for my visual basic paper today. cuak gak. the question are easy but kinda confusing. hope i aced it.

* konkek = go figure this sentence yourself