movie marathon ep. 2
i’m thinking of just sleeping today since i have no list of agenda today. on the afternoon, mom woke me up asking to accompany her to buy some curtains for home. while waiting for mom to select the curtains, she asked me to pick any curtains there for my room. well, i managed to find this not-so-queer curtains and immidiately pick it up. then suddenly i got this idea of watching movie, back to back. yeah, why not. after sending mom home, i went to megapavillion bukit jambul to buy tickets. thinking of using my brand new credit card dad gave me so i will look ‘cool’ when paying for the tickets. but when one ticket costs only rm5, what the hell dude, i’m paying by cash. much easier. i’m thinking of watching 3 movies in a row but since i already watched bourne supremacy on a pirate dvd no less, i choose ‘dodgeball’ and ‘sky captain and the world of tomorrow’ instead. no ‘cinta luar biasa’ for me though. hell no…

dodgeball – this movie is scheduled at 4:00pm. the story is about a guy (peter lafleur) and his friends, compete in a dodgeball tournament to save their cherished local gym from the onslaught of a corporate health fitness chain. this movie, erm…quite ok la, although the story plot kinda hancur. 3/5 rating. ben stiller is funny but not hillarious enough. official movie site : www.dodgeballmovie.com.

sky captain and the world of tomorrow – this movie is scheduled at 7:30pm. set around new york city 1939, the story centers on a reporter who notices that the world’s scientists are disappearing. teamed with a skilled pilot and an adventurous colleague, it’s up to them to thwart the plans of a mad scientist bent on world domination. mmm…a movie done, retro style. action science fiction movie. so, 1930’s. sadly, there are too little scene by angelina jolie. i always love action movies but this one, erm…ok lah. can’t compete with star wars though. 3.5/5 rating. lot’s of witty & corny dialogue that can be used in picking up a chick (ha ha ha). having a robot kick ass. official movie site : www.skycaptain.com.
ben bitches

i thought the name’s funny. wait till you see the tracks…
1. Excuse me, Mr Policeman
2. Paula Malai Ali
3. Cigarette
4. School’s Not Cool
5. Peter The Pirate
6. Sexercise
7. Webchat Loser
8. Bitchbarker Virus
9. Worry
10. Hang Heroes
11. Average Porn Joe
12. Stop Shopping
13. First Asshole On The Moon
14. National Disservice
15. Run Peter Run
16. Stuck In The Rain
17. Kotek & Puki Berbulu (hidden track)
The band’s website is here.
doktor gigi
as the title suggest, yes i went to the dentist today. when i was a little boy, i always think that going to the dentist is scary, especially when i had to pull some tooth. sakit woo…or when they put novocaine in your mouth and just numb the whole day. it’s easy to say that dentist was not my favourite. going to the normal doctor is okay though. but still, every year i had to go to them twice. if i’m not going, somebody will force me to. erm…i went there because lately my gums hurts when i eat. the positive thing when going to the detist this time is the nurse was…lovely and the doctor was…also lovely (pervert mode auto activate). after checking my teeth, the doctor says i didn’t have to pull my teeth (phew!). my teeth are just healthy. it’s just my gums back there are sensitive. so, she just gave me a lotion, that’s all. the doctor also recommend me for a teeth scaling and polishing. wash all that coffee and cigarettes stains. thinking, well, why not. during the process, my gums bleed and there was water dripping out from my mouth. it’s uncomfortable. but nevermind lah, and now my teeth is whiter. ha ha ha…
later that day, i went to ‘Nasi Ayam Periuk Besar’ at sungai kob, kulim. sedap giler. mum having nasi ayam madu, dad having nasi ayam rempah and i have the nasi ayam bakar. wow. after that, we hang at grandma’s house in kulim.
proton supercar
old jokes
this is some old jokes i collected from someone else’s sms. kinda…ok la. enjoy! ![]()
man gives blood to save his girlfriend. they later broke up and man says he want his blood back. girl throws a used tampon and says, “i’m paying you back monthly, you bastard!”
what’s the difference between a bowling ball and a slapper? nothing, they both get picked up, fingered, then fucked down an alley
there was a young man called dave who dug up a prostitutes grave. she was mouldy as shit, missing a tit but look at the money he saved
line dancer goes to the doctor to found out why he can’t dance. doctor says, “you circumcised?, well you’ve got to be a complete prick to be a line dancer!”
new software. but where?
for those who had come to my site earlier, you would notice that i closed down this site temporarily due to a software upgrade, blogging system change and some space clean up. hope you all enjoy the ‘asmaradana’ video clip i put on the front page during this website temporary shut down. i haven’t check out my web statistic bout a month or so. usually, i loved to check it out, seeing how many visitor, bandwidth consumption, etc. when i checked it days before, i noticed that the bandwidth usage was humongous huge, about close to 1 gigabyte. wow, usually i only get about 100 megabytes. probably due to some mp3 i put in my site. then i check out the hard disk space. it’s nearly full. so i spend my day choosing what to keep and what to delete on my web server. now my usage is only 10%, which is good.
after checking the web statistic, i decided to change the layout and design of this web for more fun and funky. after thinking, i decided to keep to the design for a while due to i am a lazy jackass. that’s why some of you wonder, “what the hell this dude change on his website?”. penat la nak design baru. probably later. so, i decided only to change the blogging system. now i’m using wordpress, which is more fun, easier to edit and configure and they have the best user support. you’ll notice something different when clicking on the posting comment or saw the brand new ‘send posts to your friend’. enjoy it. i’m actually on a holiday in penang. thinking of escaping the big city by coming to another big city? ha ha…later…
fesyen dan thumbdrive
wopp…tetiba pulak aku bangun pagi hari ni. aku punya mood nak menulis pun tiba-tiba sampai. tapi aku teringin nak tulis dalam bm la pulak. malam semalam, aku lepak-lepak dengan ayah aku kat kedai mamak (pelita, klcc). first time aku lepak situ ngan shimi. saja-saja nak impress ayah aku, aku bawak dia pergi minum kat situ. time aku tengah melantak roti canai bawang ni, aku pandang-pandang le keadaan sekeliling. ramai gak le bebudak muda-mudi yang baru mengenal dunia ni lepak kat situ. dessing sekor-sekor fuhh…seperti esok tiada lagi. disebabkan pepagi buta tu supermarket atau shopping complex masih belum bukak, aku menganggarkan yang diorang ni kebanyakannya baru balik dari disko atau konsert alicia keys. tak kisah le memana pun, sebab i don’t give a shit.
pandang dan pandang aku tertarik kat satu meja ni. minah ni pakai, bergaya abis. nampak itu ini. yang tak tahannya, siap pakai cermin mata hitam. aisey, apa kejadahnye la pakai cermin mata hitam pepagi buta ni. nampak je jalannya? mungkin dengan adanya spek mata hitam, penglihatan dikorbankan demi gaya. sama le jugak time aku lepak-lepak kat kedai makan area ampang nih. ada mamat nih pakai cermin mata hitam time memalam buta. aku dengan member aku terus gelak abis-abisan le kat situ. aduh…ntah le muda mudi sekarang ni.
dah lama aku tak baca new straits times. time sekolah dulu, selalu gak le baca sebab sekolah aku buat projek add (akhbar dalam darjah). benda favourite aku kat nst ni kartun dengan computimes. he he he. satu hari tu, kakak aku beli nst baru yang saiz kecik tu. biasanya dia beli the star. the star pun sama le jugak, aku minat bahagian kartun dengan tech-central je. berbalik kepada cerita nst tadi, aku ada ternampak satu artikel pasal fesyen dan thumbdrive. so, aku pun teringin nak bercerita pasal tu kat sini.

thumbdrive kat atas ni aku punya (duh!). kapasiti 256mb dengan keupayaan lock dan usb 2.0. harga dia time beli dulu dalam rm180 camtu. ayah aku belanja time pc fair. begitu hebatnya teknologi sekarang, ram yang begitu besar dapat dikecilkan jadi sebesar ibu jari tangan. banyak gak le menatang ni menyumbang dalam menjayakan kehidupan aku. member-member aku pun sekarang dah ramai guna benda ni. dia dah jadi macam fashion statement. trend. aksesori kehidupan. kebanyakannya suka gantung kat leher, cam gantung telefon. ada yang buat key chain, ada yang letak dalam poket atau letak atas meja aje.
bagi aku ler, aku tak suka gantung-gantung benda kat leher ni. letak dalam poket aje sempoi. sama la jugak dengan handphone. walaupun sekecil manapun handphone, letak dalam poket aje. tapi sekarang ni aku letak handphone dalam poket baju kalau boleh. haritu aku ada terbaca pasal artikel yang kalau kita letak handphone dalam poket seluar boleh menyebabkan sperma jadi tak sihat. tu yang takut sket, ha ha ha…kalau aku pakai seluar jeans yang agak ketat sket, aku letak dalam poket baju gak. takut terkemik handphone aku nanti. ehh…berbalik kepada cerita thumbdrive tadi, menatang ni memudahkan aku dari segi perpindahan data.
kalau sebelum ni, aku pindah data pakai internet, cd-r/rw, lan crosslink cable dan disket. kalau simpan data kat internet ni, kebanyakannya aku simpan benda-benda yang nak pakai selalu. lagipun sekarang akses internet ada kat mana-mana. cd-r/rw ni aku dah jarang guna kecuali kalau nak simpan data kekal. satu kapasiti cd-r/rw ada dalam 700mb. kalau nak simpan sikit kan dah membazir. dengan lambat nak burn lagi, pastu possibility calar lah apa lah. disket, takyah cerita aaa. zaman dulu aku pakai disket nak transfer mp3, mau pakai dekat 3 bijik disket satu lagu. pakai zip compression. pehh…pastu mudah calar, kemik dan sebagainya.
dengan thumbdrive ni, nak simpan atau pindah data menjadi senang dan cepat. cucuk kat pc, pastu terus boleh pakai. dengan teknologi yang semakin membangun nih, kapasiti thumbdrive akan menjadi lebih besar dan saiz benda tu akan menjadi semakin kecil. sekarang ni pun dah ada thumbdrive kapasiti 1gb, saiz besar pen aje. bentuk thumbdrive pun bermacam-macam dah sekarang. bentuk bulat, warna warni. ada pulak sesetengahnya diintegrate dengan peralatan lain macam mp3 player, digital camera, bluetooth, wireless lan dan macam-macam lagi. hebat-hebat. kalau kat dalam filem, dulu orang tunjuk nak pindah data pakai cd, mungkin sekarang orang pakai thumbdrive aje.
lagi kecik sesuatu barang tu, lagi senang hilang. iye ke? tapi yang nyatanya, tak kisah le kecil atau besar. thumbdrive ni memang berguna. aku rekemen kat korang semua supaya angkat satu. kita masuk ke trend terkini. berguna dari segi penyimpanan data hinggalah kepada fesyen. lagipun, kalau kita guna thumbdrive ni nanti, orang tengok kita pun nampak cool. bergaya, macho dan ada kelas. kira berlagak la sikit. ha ha ha…
new picture gallery
uh…just now, my mom and i just whacked this damn rat that trapped in our bathroom. these rat deserved it. they have wreck havoc in our house. thankfully my mom didn’t crushed the rat’s head or cleaning it out would be a bitch. eww…with brains splattered around the corpse. no way. picking the rat and putting it into a plastic bag were not a problem though, although it feels a little soft. washed my hand with hot boiling water after that but not before soaking my hands with detol.
hey hey hey…i have just dumped my old picture gallery. when first editing, modifying and installing it, i thought it was great and funky because the picture gallery uses sql for data entry, imagemagick for auto-generate thumbnail and have a picture comment system. but after a while, i began to noticed that this picture gallery script is full of holes and vulnerability. it seems that people can gain access to my secure shell using that picture gallery php script. according to my master bruteforce, my script contains:
which is not good. my master bruteforce even warn me about some of my php.ini settings in my webserver that suppose to be off. so i edited the configuration and disable some of the functions in php that could create a vulnerability such as allow_url_fopen, disable_functions and register_globals.
but, with all the functions turned off, my option of picture gallery php script is limited. most of them require “register_globals” to be turned on. searching and searching, i discover this great script that bitchin’ great, uses gd (oklah, but imagemagick is better) and use this scripting that dosen’t require me to turn on the register_globals:
i have already configure and modify the picture gallery script and it is working in full swing but i have removed the picture vote and commenting system. i think it’s unnecessary. so you can visit my picture gallery here. enjoy!
yeah
it’s over!, finally. what is it? my marriage? shit, i’m not married yet. it’s my final exam. all the pain and agony are gone, for now but they will be back again next semester and i’ll always here waiting for them to suck dry part of my life. now that i’m on holiday, i’ve been thinking what will i do with my free time. a lot of free time. my actual plans are, i want to just hang out and get wasted but not retarted (ha ha) but that probably could not happen since i got tons of project waiting for me. maybe after i finished it all and get the upah, i can spare some money to go vacation with mel. we were thinking of going to pulau tioman. or maybe camping, making road trips or something fun and educational. ha ha. ok lah, got ‘some’ sleeping to do. later…
car wash
hi. uh…i’m busy. so, just a quick updates on my life. my final has started. i’m very busy right now. today i’m a bit emotional. tons of problems (problem lagi aku), and my sister who is borrowing the car, returned it dirty and the car makes some funny noise. so, i send the car to the car wash. vacuum, polish, and all. while waiting for my car, this dude come to me, probably trying to start a conversation, ask me “hantar cuci kereta ke dik?” i answer the man but i don’t know if his question are wrong but i’m at a car wash, what possibly else can i do there? man, i want to kick his ass…
nevermind
hurrah, my final exam starts next week. wish me luck ya. during my study week, i do nothing productive. just hanging out at my house, studying (omg!!) and doing some house chores and spray paint the dustbin…hashim have been asking me to see the cobra 10 rugby match tomorrow. there will be a women touch rugby featuring the miss malaysia. looking forward to see gorgeous women running at the rugby field and some of the body parts wiggling up and down. oh…lovely. i think i can’t miss that. erm…finally i have decided to cut off my long hair. i shaved my hair bald actually. simpan rambut panjang-panjang. tak tahan rasanya. every morning, i had to clean the hair good and dry them. not to forget the shampoo and conditioner. but it pays (sort off)…when a girl telling me, she was jealous of my hair. muahahahaha…
many people asked me why bald? my answer was simple, i just want to try. plus, with me being psychotic and angry all the time can cool off my head faster…he he. nothing wrong in asking a question but if it was asked many times in a day, i get very annoyed. so, yesterday, there was this annoying girl but cute and lawa nonetheless kept bugging me, asking why bald so i answer to her something like this: “i cut off my hair because i have many problems. i also cut my hair because it gives me inspiration, new perspective and new ideas. if you don’t like me being bald and all, you can kiss my ass”
i love a good drama. great speech huh?

