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see double? another kelisa behind my sister’s car.
the road tax is late just one day.

i just got back from penang. tired. sleep till 3pm (wtf?). re-touching my photography section. update my friendster blog. check e-mail. reconfigure something on router. eating. buy something. sms someone. annoy somebody. watch tv. gossip updates with my entertainment whore. confirm a plan. wrote something on a paper. took photograph. post this entry.

» google keyhole.

» unflippable bmw.

» how to destroy the earth.

» sultan of brunei private jet.

» what stupid tourists do?

» d.i.y das keyboard.

urban legend

hari ni aku pergi kedah setelkan hal yang aku tulis dalam post sebelum nih. hal nak jual ganja-ganja kat gambar kat atas tu la. ada sesiapa kat sini nak beli ke? semua gred baik punye nih, ha ha ha… okeh, sesiapa yang tak faham lawak atau memana sb yang baca blog nih, gambar kat atas tu tembakau. ada macam-macam gred tembakau ni. s, sj, ss, tofi dan gred yang paling baik, bintang. nak jual balik tembakau ni kat tokey dia. pepehal, aku memang tabik spring lah kat tokey dia tuh. memang baik gile. polite dan tak kedekut. kalau korang nak beli tembakau, aku cadangkan beli kat kedai nombor 1, jalan penjara lama. ala…dekat-dekat dengan town alor star, kedah.

dulu-dulu, aku pernah terbaca dalam e-mel layang pasal cerita kedai mamak nih. antara yang feveret ialah diorang letak taik dalam kuah la, letak sependa (wtf?), jampi dan macam-macam lagi lah. serius shit, memang jahat gila babi mulut/tangan orang melayu kita nih. tak boleh tengok orang lain senang sikit. mungkin la bende ni mulanya datang dari joke, pastu lama-lama orang buat cerita pulak, tokok tambah sana sini. dah jadi urban legend semua tuh. takde la nak berlagak kuno kat sini tapi kalau la benda-benda tu ada, teknologi sekarang ni dah cemerlang. kalau iyelah terjumpa bende tuh, ambik gambar pakai telefon, pastu post sekali sebagai bukti. mms pun bole. kan sempoi gitu.

oh, terpesong sket. dekat 2 tahun aku duduk penang nih, ni lah first time aku pegi makan nasi kandar kat sebelah masjid kapitan keling nih (gambar di atas). sedap (bagi aku, ok laa…). setiap hari orang beratur panjang semata mata nak makan nasi kandar nih. kari dia la kot yang gempaknye tuh. so, kalau korang jalan-jalan penang, memang tak complete kalau tak pergi makan kat sini. orang pakai kereta porsche pun makan kat sini. kalau setakat restoran kayu / pelita yang kononnye popular korang pergi makan kat kuala lumpur, tu semua mainstream. kat penang ni pun ada restoran pelita, lagi sedap dari kl. tu semua dah tak original. ni old skool, baeekk punya. okeh, sok ada program lain. gua tido dulu…

tak mengapa

wokeh, aku nak post dalam bahasa melayu pulak kali ni. sesiapa yang tak reti bahasa melayu tuh, nasib arr. sekarang neh aku angkut notebook aku merata-rata. iyelah, baru-baru neh aku hantar repair sampai rm300 harga dia ditambah pulak dengan add-ons ram 256mb, fuhh…kopak aku. apa yang aku buat angkut kesana-sini? well, memandangkan aku ada account utopia wireless dengan tmnet hotspot, aku pi merata-rata tempat ler main internet tanpa wayar. ceh, berlagak sungguh aku neh. semalam baru je balik dari kedai repair tu, ada sedikit tak puas hati dengan workmanship dia. hal yang berkaitan pasal kipas. sori aah mi, aku angkut kau kesana-sini hanya untuk kipas aku tuh, ahe he he. btw, semalam tuh aku dah tolong kau setelkan meeting lecturer kau tuh, buat bebetul arr. jangan la kau kantoikan diri sendiri plak nanti.

tatkala aku menaip neh, aku ada kat penang. aku nak pergi kedah tengahari esok, ada hal sikit nak setelkan. kalau sesape nak beli tembakau, kontek le aku. he he he. neh aku baru sampai 5:30 tadi. tak penat, tapi pening kepala. aku memula ingat nak tido dalam bas tadi, tapi ada sedikit gangguan daripada pihak hadapan, memang tak ble bla. sungguh kuat sehingga mengganggu minda aku. huhuh. okeh, aku nak tido.

oh ye kawan-kawan sekelas aku. cik farah sekarang dah main friendster, siap buat blog lagi. habis la kita semua…kah kah kah…

real

what did i do today? erm…my friend was here for the hksbp (hari kecemerlangan sekolah berasrama penuh) or i like to call it ppm (piala perdana menteri) at sekolah alam shah. he asists some of the participant from my old high school (sekolah dato’ abdul razak). i went to putrajaya to pick him up and we chill and drive around kuala lumpur. i, as usual really want to avoid using the sultan ismail road but today i have to make an exception. uh, nevermind that though. boleh cuci mata.

» what men do when they are alone.

» for those who drink alcohol.

yeah

finally, my notebook is in my hands. it spends 3 days in shop because of some hardware failure :cry:. now we’ll see how efficient this shop or as usual, they might get the kick in the nuts or foot jammed up their arse. i also add a 256mb ram to this thing. windows xp start a bit faster now :grin:

uh, my “thoughtful” sister bought this starbucks bread-egg-with-mayonaise thing for me last night. it was…ok. starbucks isn’t my thing anyways.

» star wars episode 0.

» toilet paper roll memory stick.

» gps panties.

» phone thong.

» frog with built in webserver.

mynic 2nd

mynic (the administrator of .my domain) e-mailed me about the voting and possibility of opening second level .my domain for registration. while it is fun having a third level domain (name.my), when i look back, having azfar.my domain will be so cool. so, if mynic is opening .my for registration, maybe i’ll purchase it and dumped my old domains (azfarismail.com & azfar.my). one domain is easy to control.

next

i’m going to start my ‘project negara’ today. i’ll post pictures here on every trip. oh by the way, i got some comment at the previous post. there are 3 stupid comments, different messages and name which all of them from the same ip. maybe still from primary school. oh, those fucking idiots. first time using the internet? go home and learn from you mom bitch.

» a story without using the letter ‘e’.

» any more of this, the internet will be shut down.

» dog shit id.

» yes.

» how to not get your ass kicked by the police.

» just…watch this.

fuck bcb

tadi aku ada hal sikit kat bumiputra commerce. penat aku tak habis lagi daripada tunggu 3 jam, semuanya pasal bank bcb yang bodo ni. nak cerita panjang aku malas, jadi aku ringkaskan jadi beberapa ayat.

bumiputra commerce : penipu, pemalas, bodoh, tak efisien, tak mesra

no go

no post last night. why? i’m kinda busy repairing computers. my cousin pc is infected with spyware. so, as a good family member, i fix his pc. i usually take 4 to 5 hours to repair one pc depending on the backup size and the internet connection speed. well, you know, the updates, downloads and stuff. i’m unable to go online either because my notebook heatsink fan is making some weird noises. i had to go to this dodgy looking shop (it is the only one shop that repairs notebook) to buy a spare part that costs rm80. wtf? that price for just a small fan. those fucking rippers. i’m tired arguing with them. let’s see if the fan they replaced is any good or they will get some kick in the nuts or foot jammed up their arse.

» sith sense.

» how to make a jedi robe.

» boogie bra.