words

i’m started to get bored hanging out here. the only thing i like here is the food. what do penang kids do at night huh? maybe if i hang out hat disco, it will be not so boring. so, today i go and see the movie mr and mrs smith, or on some malay magazine, they called it tuan dan puan smith. wtf is that? the popcorn here lack flavor, not like those gsc popcorn. what about the movie? well, it is great. angelina jolie lips are awesome plus they mixed the element of blowing stuff up and sex scenes. might have to buy the dvd later for the uncensored part. there’s one thing though. the counter girl gave me a great seat, but the bad thing is, i don’t know who is sitting beside me. i thought it would be some random hot chicks, which happens to me before this. on my left is this lame boy who maybe jakun or something. switch the fucking phone off dumbass. on my right is a family who brought in their small kids (6/7 years old or younger) to watch the movie. it’s an 18sg type movie. who the fuck in the world bring their small kids watch a movie with semi-nude and sex scenes? this is not a movie for kids. they are showing the movie madagascar next door. why can’t they watch that movie instead? the ass part is, halfway through the movie, their kids started to make this noises like talking and sound effect of their own. fucking idiot. urgh…these people just kill the mood, totally. those jackass and dumbass.

where

aku kat penang neh. baru sampai semalam. memandangkan aku ada sisa-sisa cuti ni, aku lari dari kl, kotaraya yang penuh dengan onak dan duri, ha ha ha…disebabkan kompleks bukit jambul dekat je dengan rumah penang aku neh, aku pi jalan-jalan kat situh, nak cari thermal paste. nasib baik rega dia rm12. oh, time aku baeratur nak beli makan kat kfc tadi, punya la kampung orang penang belakang aku neh. tak reti-reti nak bersabar. aku tengah order, pastu depa ni duk sibuk-sibuk menempel kat sebelah kiri dan kanan aku. tak reti beratur ke hape. tampaq kang, sesia aje.

wing


[iso 200, f4, 1/3 sec.]

ah…i woke up early today. that’s hillarious. by the way, i walked around kl last night. just for fun and for hurting my knees. the minyak gamat i keep in my bag is really useful. after i walk around low yat plaza, i went to secret recipe at lot 10 for dinner and wireless internet. yes, those tmnet hotspot. sadly the wireless router didn’t support 802.11g, so i stuck with 11mbps. dosen’t matter anyway because our broadband speed is not at a whopping 144mbps.

on my way back, around 2am (yep, i did a lot of ‘walking’), i notice something different with my housing area. i should sense it earlier but i’m not really an outdoor person this month, being alone, confined in my room. oh, anyway, the children playground near my house kinda transformed into a whore-playground. with school holidays and all, these couples sitting on the bench doing what not. next time, i will be ready with my video camera. wtf is wrong here? where are the eldery? where is the rukun tetangga? or jais? probably the village elderly only like to be a busybody, stopped my car when i drove 15km/h in front of the housing area or bitch and mengumpat other people. yes ya’ll, most of the people in my housing area like to mengumpat (like i’m doing right now, but i do it by typing not talking). maybe it is the new sport.

late

last night was a pretty screw up. i was required (not by law) to send my adsl modem router to penang. with the urgency and last minute planning, i rushed my ass to my friends place for help. nevermind the ugly box wrapping. hopefully it arrived on time, on destination and in good condition. it was good and all until the next morning i get some updates which now i didn’t have to send the package. since it is 4 someting in the morning, don’t want to disturb and wake up my friend, i sms’ed him to cancel the post. i thought all was ok but there was no luck for me there though. the package has been posted which leave me kinda screwed. maybe rm13++ was not that big deal of a money…or does it?

» state license plate.

» star wars ep. 3. retold by slurpy the frog.

» james bond gadget props.

» nintento pc.

» duct tape fashion.

» wireless nes controller for pc.

history

history is one of my i-kinda-like-it subjects in school. dosen’t matter what kind of history. malaysia, world, etc. the subject mostly involves reading and remembering the dates, events and stuff. some other time, it requires some sleeping, which is my favourite thing to do ;;). oh, they also got pictures in the text book, videos and tv pendidikan. cool. so, when picking which dvd i want to watch last night, i remember history and i pick the movie wild wild west and after that, the movie dodgeball. well…it is a history….right?

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» gas be gone…?

» mac gyver emergency kit.

» pregnant barbie. wait…this is so wrong…

» 10 misconceptions about dinosaurs.

» pulp fiction in 30 secons. with bunnies.

» nice view.

» grand theft auto lego city.

intel mini

in my earlier post, i did mention about macmini with it’s sleek design and all. but at computex 2005, intel collaborate with aopen to bring us the intel mini or codenamed pandora. looks like a macmini though. probably they put intel centrino in it for the wireless capability. don’t know if it get overheated easily or it would be suck. maybe i should get those powerbook g4 next year when they switched to the cheaper (really?) intel processors.

via silentpcreview.com, wired news.

choice

this or this? the first one requires additional adsl modem (i already have aztech dsl900e(b)2) and the second one is far more expensive. or should i dumped dlink and get other brands instead?

compability

compability of adolf hitler with me.

physical 54%, emotional 100%, intellectual 68%, overall 74%

next fuhrer? he he he…btw, what’s yours?

courtesy

it’s a normal day for me. boarding a lrt to pasar seni, minding my own business. i actually prefer standing in lrt. maybe it is just for fun. when the train stop at datuk keramat, there is an old guy come in, he’s about 50 to 60 years old. guess what, nobody in the bloody lrt offered the old man a seat. they just ignore the old man like he’s invisible. even the ones who sit at the seat with the sign this seat is for the disabled, bla bla…. those who can’t see that big sign is either blind, illiterate or just fucking stupid. out of dissapointment, i stared at these people and i uttered some words like “fucking asshole” or something like that. then finally somebody gave his seat to the old man. what the fuck is wrong with people nowdays. there is no point the government making that stupid ads about how to be courteous and all because in reality, the rakyat itself is ignorant, selfish and above all, fucking stupid. those fucking people in that damned lrt is lucky my digital camera is out of battery or their stupid faces will make a cute headline in the newspaper.

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» let’s apply this job. via fading_sanity.

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» guidebook for travellers.

» for the love of retro.