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gas lid

last night, the relatives decided to have a small gathering at 12am. besides that, somebody i barely knew asked me to went dinner with her at about 8pm. that day was not a productive day for me, so i am lazy to went dinner with her since her place is at bukit antarabangsa, there are still traffic jam and i had to pick her up at her place. she kept called me asking if i am going and with the slow voice like that, i felt sorry for her (uh…) and went to her place with shimi as my guardian. halfway to her house, my sister called me that the gathering was pulled up to 9pm because they have booked a movie ticket. so, with my sexy voice (yeahh…) i called her back and have the dinner cancelled. she sounds…unhappy, i think. but nevermind that, because the family goes first.

on the family gathering, we went to see shrek 2. man, this story if fuckin hillarious. i seriously recommend you guys to see it eventhough many times. you’ll never get sick of it. we went to kampung baru after that for a dinner. a really embarassing moment happened there. while we were waiting for the drinks to come, my relatives cancelled the order and walked away. i saw some people talking, and the owner of the shop, of course pissed but unnoticeable. well, what do they expect, the place is not happenning at all. just gloom and dark. we just went to telawi instead. this morning, my sister asked me to send her to her workplace instead of sending her to lrt station. because of i am driving her new car, i had to follow her instruction. when we stopped for a gas, while my sister pays for the gas, i was dumbfucked in the car searching for the gas lid opener. i’ve drive kelisas before this but probably i just forget where is the damn gas lid opener. it took me about 20 minutes before realizing that it was beside the handbrake. shit.

i was watching the movies preview last night and can you guess the movie title ‘the day after tommorrow’ when translated to bahasa melayu? it’s ‘lusa’. ha ha…

kedai makan

last night azlan wanted to went out with me. i took him jalan-jalan around kl, cuci mata and then we hang out at uptown and borak-borak. when i want to go home, we got some problem. he didn’t know how to go to federal highway from my house. so, i had to show the route by having him tailgate my car but after we had a drink at nz. i was very sleepy that i almost crashed my car into a divider two times. ish ish…

after picking up my sister at her workplace, she kept bugging me to belanja her kuey teow goreng. so we went to this kedai makan near my house. the food here is okay but here’s a thing, there’s one worker there kept staring at me while i’m eating. that’s creepy dude. i look at my shirt if i got a stain or snot coming out from my nose, but i’m clean, mucus free. i can’t even enjoy my food. when i go to the counter to pay, she even asked some private question. i didn’t answer it though, just stare her with my strange look. i think it is inappropriate to start a friendly chat with a stranger by asking a personal question. there should be a rule that stranger can’t ask such question to other stranger. tanya lah apa khabar ke, apa ke. luckily the one that asking is a chick. if it is some guy, heads are gonna roll…

seremban revisited


seremban road trip & other photos…

ah, the school days. i remember, no wait, i don’t remember it clearly but it is great to be in the school although when i were at school, i badly wanted to finish school and went to university. there are many memories when i were studying in seremban at sekolah dato’ abdul razak.

last tuesday, shimi and i have some works to do at sekolah tunku muhammad in kuala pilah. at first, i suggest that we take my car but then, shit happens and we took shimi’s car and went there but of course, i had to drive all the way there. journey to kuala pilah is…erm, tiring. the roads from seremban to ulu bendol is like, berpusing-pusing like driving to cameron. felt a bit dizzy afterwards. when we arrived at kuala pilah, we were lost due to some misunderstanding but after asking the locals, we arrived at the school.

after our work are done, we agreed to visit our old school in sikamat. as some of you knew that sekolah dato’ abdul razak (sdar) has moved to a new place and the old place has been turned into sekolah menengah sains seremban (saser). we started our journey first by visiting seri menanti. i always wanted to see the istana sultan. after taking much photo there, we head to sdar. by ‘goreng’ something at the guard post, we finally got in. many of the things that describe sdar has gone like the statue in front of administration block, the trees, etc. it became…ugly. it’s sad actually.

we began our tour by visiting the musalla and then looking at the ‘fly’ route at the back. it’s been sealed tight. i guess the student there have to try hard. the canteen closed early so we had to tahan lapar. next, we look at the pavillion and the school field. they are still the same. the dormitory looks the same but have painted it with different color. after looking around there, we went to see en. halim who in my schooling days, he was my HEM. he’s still the hem here. while we were at his room, rehashing the past, we managed to promote our batch website. he he. he was kinda shock to learn that some of our 959’ers was even married. after visiting en. halim, we went to see miss hasni but she was still in a meeting. so we went to dining hall and my old room. they have tiled the dormitory floor. wow. the ‘fly’ route behind the dining hall was still there.

we went to see miss hasni afterwards. rehashing the old days, telling the stories of our batch members and telling her what are we up to nowdays. she’s also shock to learned that some of our batch members was married and some even has kids. after that, we went to megaway which now has been developed. i was told that the cendol place here has moved to somewhere else. then we went to the town. seremban is like, still the same but with some enhancement, especially terminal 1. the building beside terminal 1 is still under construction, the school area in front of kelab melayu building that they wanted to turned into a shopping complex now has turned into a big lake, there are now a karaoke box at terminal 1, wisma punca emas is still the same and hotel tong fong also looks the same. shops like shiok, high 5, popular, kodai sopan are still here.

now i remembered on my school days when i used to lepak at terminal 1 with my friends, round around seremban, by foot, go to the movies, see the ld (laser disc dude!), playing arcade games and many more. yeah, the good old days. i miss it very much. if only we could turned back the time…

what is your problem?

yesterday was a very not productive day for me. i just sleep from day to night. just woke up couple of times to take a piss, eat and getting the mail. it’s probably because my exams are over, so pretty much i can do whatever i want to do with my time.

i think, selling someone information are a common things nowdays. tak heranlah if i got a letter from some idiots in spain claiming i have just won half a million of us dollar. in the old days, i even got an e-mail which inside someone who claims her name is emma and got to know me from some club in kl. she even knows my car plate number and telephone number. that’s scary. when things like this happens, i like to think of it as someone is doing a cruel joke on me. anyway, what you give you get back you stupid prankster bastard.

but hey, it happened again. last night i got an e-mail. inside, there are someone who claims she knew me from some club in kl (a club again?). she also claim of knowing my phone number and of course the car plate number. surprisingly all these idiots stalker don’t know where i live. that’s a good thing. living on a remote area in kl does has its benefits. it’s freaky to have somebody doing a stake out at your place. probably someone have been selling my information to some psycho he/she met. mainly for revenge as i have some share of somebody tak puas hati on my days at uitm. nevermind lah as these idiots only seek a attention. if you ignore them, then they will be bored and stop doing it. but if things get ugly, i have to do something. about my past stalker exprience, i’ll tell it here and even attach the e-mail messages some day.

mamak hopping

uh…headache. like it want to burst. i woke up at 4:30am today. blank and of course, with the headache (due to sleeping a lot). answering some stupid question on my ym, then i decided to go mamak hopping alone. it’s the same like bar hopping but since i can’t drink any alcoholic beverages and the price of a coke at a bar is like triple the price at an ordinary store, i opted for cheaper solution, that is, mamak hopping. since it already near 5am and there are only some mamak that opens 24 hours, i only went to mamak around my house for this time. when i got the time, i will went to mamak at kl, pj and shah alam area. anyway, i forgot to write down the name of the shop lah.

first stop are mamak at ampang point. i have teh tarik there. the teh tarik tak ‘kaw’ lah. it only worsened my headache. then, i went to bukit antarabangsa because somebody told me there are mamak there. that somebody are lying bastards. there were no interesting mamak place there. so i went to a mamak at taman permata. the first time i went to this place, i have nasi kandar and it was marvellous. no nasi kandar at 5am so i have roti telur. it suck. plus there are some malay teenagers, without shame despite there are people there watching, doing erotic acts. i want to puke. kahwinlah if you are that gersang.

next stop, i went to a mamak at keramat au3. the place called ‘nasi kandar kampung pandan’. there are still many people there. probably they put ganja in the curry (hey, i was kidding!). i have a teh ais and roti bawang. mmm…it was nice although i have a sore throat, flu and a busted sense of taste. then, i actually want to go to a mamak called ‘shah jahan mahu’ at keramat permai first but since they closed early today and i suddenly recalled of having a diarrhea there after eating ? boiled eggs. so, i went to a mamak at setiawangsa instead. having a teh o ais. finally, last stop, i went to a mamak place called ‘mc kandar’ near my house. i have a nasi lemak and teh ais and not to forget the telur goyang. mmm…my stomach are already full. before i push the submit button of this blog, i want to tell you about an interesting article i found on the newspaper:

Empat gadis menari lucah dipenjara 12 hari.
the article is about some malay girls, yes, malay girls caught and thrown in the jail for dancing nearly naked (wearing a thin undergarmets) at zouk. ish, what the fuck is wrong with malay people nowdays. ashamed lah. bikin malu kaum saja.

final : episode 2


study at petrol station?
joyous supernova, throw confetti in the air, drink some sirap and roll over at the road! the finals are over. yeeehaaa….i’m free…probably for about two weeks.

last night, after my first paper, i went home and sleep. with soaring temperature, tired and dizzy, i sleep for about 8 hours…i think. din woke me up by calling me at 11:30pm. he want to pick me at my house and we went to izhar’s house. we went there at about 12:30am. i am still dizzy, sleepy and tired. upon arrival, we quickly opened our notes and books, and started study for tomorrows paper. but horrible things happened. nothing went inside out heads. i mean, nothing. i was blank. kosong, zero, kaput. we went outside for a smoke and continue reading. still nothing. din suggest we took ice or ganja and then study. after kicking the shit out of him for that stupid idea, i suggest we change the study location.

we woke izhar’s brother up and force him to drive us to projet petrol station at ampang. we study there. strangely, i managed to pick up the notes i read. spooky. there, we make the petrol station like our house. make noises, staring at hot chicks who entered the petrol kiosk, looking at a woman cried in her car and of course my favourite, peeping a couple doing something in a car. luckily i brought my video camera and we managed to capture the moments. ha ha. the fun activity took more time besides study. after enough studying, we took some pictures at the petrol station and went back to izhar’s house. we were thinking to continue study at home, but someone switched on the astro and we see this old malay movie titled ‘isi neraka’. which is fun anyway. woke up the next day feeling dizzy, i took a quick bath and we went to the exam hall but before taking lunch at the usual cheap ayam bakar place. seated at the front desk, i managed to answer all question, which is scary because the paper are ridiculously hard, plus we were totally blank the day before. i went out 1 hour and 30 minutes later. din and izhar are already out 30 minutes before me. with nothing better to do, we joke around with friends and make some noise. before i left, i took some photos with the guys and girls outside the college and went home to sleep. i’m still thinking what to do tomorrow. when i woke up, somebody told me that my webserver went offline at about 4pm till 10pm. shit, that is a long time. probably they were updating the kernels, core, firewall or whatever shit needed to run the webserver. nevermind though as long as my data is secure, not corrupted or lost. if that happened, i WILL be pissed off at everyone. currently i have this sore throat due to smoking way too much last night and taking the special ‘modified’ cigarette. seems they are kinda expired and masuk angin. damn those modified cigarettes. oklah, till then. chow!

final : episode 1

hey, i just finished my first final paper. there’s one more to go, that is tomorrow. sistem maklumat. adui, susah tu beb…anyway, today’s paper today was okay. i managed to answer all of the questions in time and left 30 minutes before the time runs out. is it okay? ha ha…it was hot in the exam room although i sat under the aircond. the cold air didn’t go to me. anywhuu, wish me luck for tomorrow paper. uh oh, din is already here to pick me up to izhar’s house. plus i have some stalking, peeking, voyeuring & photographing to do tomorrow…haha…chow bai!…

bent


i have no idea who this is

my finals were on wednesday and i got to pay the fees quickly to get my exam slips, precious exam slips. then i bumped into din and izhar. not quite, they actually kantoi (caught) me while i was running to the car. not that i’m in much of a hurry. just thinking about the nice brand new pillow waiting for me at home. they were on the way to the library to photostat the ttml1143 and ttml1113 past year question and they asked me to tag along. because of i have nothing better to do and of course not to disappoint a friend, i replied why not and went with them. after oogling at the new hot librarian and didn’t succeed in getting her phone number, i feel bored. we went to a shop at ampang point where din said the view was interesting and we can watch some bithches and whores. arriving there, the view was okay but the place sucks. the only thing that was okay about that place is they have airconds. then din wanted to play with my camera. the picture above was taken by din using my panasonic nv-gs1 mini dv camera. he told me he want to test the camera and i have no idea who the person was. because of the finals that start tomorrow, i spend the night at izhar’s house with din that day. so we could study. well, sort of and having fun (while studying? yeah right!). but anyway it has less distractions compared with my house, the tv, the computers, the dvds, etc. and hey, plus, i had the chance to ‘grill’ din all the time i have about him and the girl he fancy at college. aheh…

driving on a bikers view


i was studying (eh?) for my finals that due on next week when shimi called me asking if i want to spend a night at mi casa hotel apartments (no, i am not gay and we are sleeping on a separated bed). since i haven’t been there yet, i agreed. oh joy. firstly i though that the hotel was in the middle of the city with the entrance beign grand and all. i thought wrong anyway. because of a construction at the us embassy, the entrace was buruk sikit. jalan sempit. good security and when i’m in the lobby, the design are ok lah. the rooms here uses a key card but the funny thing is, the key card itself didn’t have any mark, writings or sign of room number. just plain empty card with holes at it (for the door recognition). maybe we have to guess the room number. the hotel apartment have to rooms. one with the queen size bed and the other has two normal size beds. other things are stuff like tv with astro, air cond, kitchen with hot plate, bathroom, balcony, etc. there are also swimming pool, gym, cafe, bar, etc. at the ground floor. generally, it was ok lah. comfy and the aircond was strong.

the next day, we went to mru, doing some work (i was looking at the ‘table server’) and then we went to shimi’s house at puchong, on his bike. i never experience a long journey on a bike and finally i get to. before this, i have experince riding on a bike with friends or rempit as it were called nowdays. but i was not a long journey, just pusing-pusing around kl. along the journey, i knew what it’s like when riding a motorcycle. the numb feeling on the below area (i can’t feel my ass!:shock:), the wind force, the other bigger vehicle, drivers that not respect other drivers, etc. yeah, probably after this, i will started to respect the motorcycle :roll:. at shimi’s house, i learned how to ride the motorcycle. he told me that it was just like riding a bicycle but with motors. i get to pusing-pusing around the taman using just gear one and two. there were also suspicious neighbours who afraid that i will crash into them. oklaa for a first (i learned how to ride a bike at college but forget how to) second timer and i even experience my first small accident on a bike. i accidently pull the pedal along with the brake when stopping and instantly crashed onto the gate. luckily there was no blood gushing out although my feet hurts like hell…aduh…have to practice some more and no wheellies for me anytime soon!


the jackass on the bike

home sweet home?

yeah, finally back to kl. before i went back to kl (which is on monday), i went to my grandmother house at kulim. she looked happy when she see me and thats a good sign. afterwards, shimi & i went back to kl. he drove all the way while i sleep. that was fun. ha ha ha. at kl, he introduced me a soup restaurant at campbell. the soup was okay but it can’t compete with the masjid india’s soup. emm…mmm…

the next day, i spent some time with dad at a workshop. the car needs some works done. the clutch plate was busted. halfway the mechanic ripping apart the car, he told us that there are many more to change. the clutch wire, tyre ball bearing, the gear box screw and the auto choke. all busted. probably this due to the banjir kuala kedah months ago and the last mechanic who change the clutch plate and don’t know what he was doing. after that, we went to this car accessory shop because my dad want to change the car pilot lamp. now it is blue. ahe he and the car’s now accelerate much better than before. new clutch plate beb. more power. anywhuu, it is fun to spent some time with dad. there are many things to talk and to argue about…

road trip : perlis



horizon at kuala perlis

finally, a long holiday. i deserve a break from the hanky panky in the city. anyway, i was suppose to go to cameron highland with my family along with other relatives. it’s probably gonna be boring. i think. then shimi called me that if i wanted to follow him to perlis. no reason, just for fun. i didn’t waste time thinking. what the hell, why not? i blew the cameron trip and went to perlis instead. road trip! before this, there were other road trip i went with shimi. most of it at penang. i’ve been to perlis but just passing through. this time, i could use it to see what perlis is like. we depart from my house at about 12:30pm. i thought the traffic will be smooth. yeah, fuckin idiot. there were a massive jam everywhere. seems like all people want to go out of the city. the traffic jam went on till we arrive at sungai perak. we took 4 hours just to get there. damn. but yeah, finally we arrived at perlis. we crashed at razif’s house. there, we just hang around at his house, see a rugby match and went to kuala perlis. basicly, perlis is a peaceful town. it is suitable for those town people who wanted a gateway from the city. the next day, which is today, we went to my house at penang. i have to repair my dad’s computer. i still don’t know yet what to do today since shimi is still sleeping. maybe we went to my grandmother house at kulim and then we stop by the vcd shop. that would be fun…eh?