{"id":479,"date":"2006-06-21T14:25:08","date_gmt":"2006-06-21T06:25:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.azfar.my\/2006\/06\/plane-on-the-highway-man.php"},"modified":"2006-06-21T14:31:33","modified_gmt":"2006-06-21T06:31:33","slug":"plane-on-the-highway-man","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/azfar.my\/home\/2006\/06\/plane-on-the-highway-man.php","title":{"rendered":"plane on the highway, man"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>i think it was about 3 am. i heading home from klang doing some works and watching the football with friends. the road was mysteriously empty. no traffic from both of the way. i&#8217;m driving happily on the federal highway, obeying the speed limit when suddenly i felt a vibration on the car. wtf? an earthquake? that&#8217;s when i saw a damn learjet flew right above my car. i think it&#8217;s a class 40 learjet (crap, i do want one of those planes) with the flaps up and gear down ready to landing.<\/p>\n<p>i panicked. all sorts of scenario playing in my brain. maybe i&#8217;ll crash into that plane or maybe i manage to stop at the side of the road. well i indeed stop my car at the side. when the plane already landed and stop, i come out from the car and start swearing. &#8220;what the hell is wrong with you people. this is the fucking highway not a damn airport. i could crash onto your plane&#8221;. the &#8216;hand gestures&#8217; also played well with the swearing.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>when the first person who came out from the plane which i sweared at first started to point his gun at me. i stop talking. thinking of my next move, that&#8217;s when i woke up from my sleep and realized, &#8220;oh, that was a dream&#8221;. it&#8217;s already 6 am.<\/p>\n<p>he he he he&#8230;. <img src=\"https:\/\/azfar.my\/home\/wp-includes\/images\/smilies\/icon_verylol.gif\" alt=\":thelol:\" class=\"wp-smiley\" style=\"height: 1em; max-height: 1em;\" \/><\/p>\n<p>be happy, don&#8217;t take this joke seriously. after all, this is a blog. anywhoo, on the other side, an 18 wheeler almost crushed me to death in my car on a highway last night. this is a true story by the way. the truck was speeding (130++km\/h) on the fast lane and suddenly there is a road works ahead. he just swerved to my lane. lucky for my reflexes or i&#8217;ll be blogging in casts.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>i think it was about 3 am. i heading home from klang doing some works and watching the football with friends. the road was mysteriously empty. no traffic from both of the way. i&#8217;m driving happily on the federal highway, obeying the speed limit when suddenly i felt a vibration on the car. wtf? an [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-479","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rants"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/azfar.my\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/479","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/azfar.my\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/azfar.my\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/azfar.my\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/azfar.my\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=479"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/azfar.my\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/479\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/azfar.my\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=479"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/azfar.my\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=479"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/azfar.my\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=479"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}