{"id":458,"date":"2006-04-16T06:23:48","date_gmt":"2006-04-15T22:23:48","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.azfar.my\/2006\/05\/20-things.php"},"modified":"2006-05-12T22:35:35","modified_gmt":"2006-05-12T14:35:35","slug":"20-things","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/azfar.my\/home\/2006\/04\/20-things.php","title":{"rendered":"20 things"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>20 things to tell a geek in the bedroom<\/p>\n<p>\u00e2\u20ac\u0153Can I put some thermal grease on your CPU?\u00e2\u20ac?<\/p>\n<p>\u00e2\u20ac\u0153As long as I can put the heat sink on.\u00e2\u20ac?<\/p>\n<p>\u00e2\u20ac\u0153Ping me baby!\u00e2\u20ac?<\/p>\n<p>\u00e2\u20ac\u0153You can insert your floppy into my drive anytime.\u00e2\u20ac?<\/p>\n<p>\u00e2\u20ac\u0153Give me more of that bandwith!\u00e2\u20ac?<\/p>\n<p>\u00e2\u20ac\u0153Want to see my optical drives?\u00e2\u20ac?<\/p>\n<p>\u00e2\u20ac\u0153Take my Hard Drive for a spin.\u00e2\u20ac?<\/p>\n<p>\u00e2\u20ac\u0153You put LEDs in my fans!<\/p>\n<p>\u00e2\u20ac\u0153It\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s time for a reboot, baby!\u00e2\u20ac?<\/p>\n<p>\u00e2\u20ac\u0153Can I add my OS to your partition?\u00e2\u20ac?<\/p>\n<p>\u00e2\u20ac\u0153I can gobble up anyone\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s system resources!\u00e2\u20ac?<\/p>\n<p>\u00e2\u20ac\u0153Juice up my lithium battery.\u00e2\u20ac?<\/p>\n<p>\u00e2\u20ac\u0153I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ll make your PSU smoke!\u00e2\u20ac?<\/p>\n<p>\u00e2\u20ac\u0153Do you know where my hotspot is?<\/p>\n<p>\u00e2\u20ac\u0153No dial-up tonight! We\u00e2\u20ac\u2122re moving on to broadband!\u00e2\u20ac?<\/p>\n<p>\u00e2\u20ac\u0153Can I see your boot disk?\u00e2\u20ac?<\/p>\n<p>\u00e2\u20ac\u0153My CPU is smokin\u00e2\u20ac\u2122 hot!\u00e2\u20ac?<\/p>\n<p>\u00e2\u20ac\u0153Pop that RAM in my slot!\u00e2\u20ac?<\/p>\n<p>\u00e2\u20ac\u0153I can compile anything you throw at me!\u00e2\u20ac?<\/p>\n<p>\u00e2\u20ac\u0153You make my fans roar!\u00e2\u20ac?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>20 things to tell a geek in the bedroom \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Can I put some thermal grease on your CPU?\u00e2\u20ac? \u00e2\u20ac\u0153As long as I can put the heat sink on.\u00e2\u20ac? \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Ping me baby!\u00e2\u20ac? \u00e2\u20ac\u0153You can insert your floppy into my drive anytime.\u00e2\u20ac? \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Give me more of that bandwith!\u00e2\u20ac? \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Want to see my optical drives?\u00e2\u20ac? \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Take my Hard [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-458","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-article"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/azfar.my\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/458","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/azfar.my\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/azfar.my\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/azfar.my\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/azfar.my\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=458"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/azfar.my\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/458\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/azfar.my\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=458"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/azfar.my\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=458"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/azfar.my\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=458"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}