{"id":40,"date":"2004-03-26T17:03:59","date_gmt":"2004-03-26T21:03:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.azfar.my\/2004\/03\/node\/40"},"modified":"2004-03-26T17:03:59","modified_gmt":"2004-03-26T21:03:59","slug":"politics-definition","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/azfar.my\/home\/2004\/03\/politics-definition.php","title":{"rendered":"politics definition"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>POLITICS &#8211; DEFINED<\/p>\n<p>Son: Dad, I have to do a special report for school. Can I ask you a question?<br \/>\nDad: Sure, son. What&#8217;s the question?<br \/>\nSon: What&#8217;s POLITICS?<br \/>\nDad: Well son, let&#8217;s take our home as an example: I make all the inal decisions on important matters. So let&#8217;s call me MANAGEMENT. Your mother spends most of the money, so let&#8217;s call her the GOVERNMENT. We take care of you and your needs. So, let&#8217;s call you the PEOPLE. We shall call our maid Clara, the WORKERS. And we call your baby brother, the FUTURE. Do you understand what POLITICS means now?<br \/>\nSon: I&#8217;m really not so sure dad. I&#8217;ll have to think about it.<\/p>\n<p>That night, awaken by his baby brother&#8217;s crying, the boy went to see what was wrong. Discovering the baby had seriously soiled his diaper, the boy went to his parent&#8217;s room and found his mother sound asleep. Not wanting to disturb his mother, he then went to the maid&#8217;s room. He peeked through the keyhole, and saw his father in bed with the maid. The boy&#8217;s knocking went unanswered by his father and the maid. So, he finally returned to his room and went back to sleep. The next morning at the breakfast table:<\/p>\n<p>Son: Dad, I now think I understand POLITICS.<br \/>\nDad: That&#8217;s great son! Please explain to me in your own words.<br \/>\nSon: Well dad! While MANAGEMENT is screwing the WORKERS, the GOVERNMENT is sound asleep. The PEOPLE are being ignored and the FUTURE is full of shit!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>POLITICS &#8211; DEFINED Son: Dad, I have to do a special report for school. Can I ask you a question? Dad: Sure, son. What&#8217;s the question? Son: What&#8217;s POLITICS? Dad: Well son, let&#8217;s take our home as an example: I make all the inal decisions on important matters. So let&#8217;s call me MANAGEMENT. Your mother [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-40","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-article"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/azfar.my\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/40","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/azfar.my\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/azfar.my\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/azfar.my\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/azfar.my\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=40"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/azfar.my\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/40\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/azfar.my\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=40"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/azfar.my\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=40"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/azfar.my\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=40"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}