{"id":337,"date":"2005-05-12T03:57:59","date_gmt":"2005-05-11T19:57:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.azfar.my\/node\/337"},"modified":"2006-05-17T12:32:07","modified_gmt":"2006-05-17T04:32:07","slug":"kingdom","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/azfar.my\/home\/2005\/05\/kingdom.php","title":{"rendered":"kingdom"},"content":{"rendered":"

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i just got back from the cinema. what movie? kingdom of heaven. it is a nice action movie, set on the medieval time. the blood, gore, flesh. ohh…the only thing they lack is nudity. ah, don’t bother. the censorship board probably cut it first. i noticed that nearly half of the audience is female. uhh, and i also notice that they are 3 girls sitting beside me. probably most of them just want to see orlando bloom in action. duhh…<\/p>\n

» wow<\/a>.<\/p>\n

» things that don’t exist<\/a>.<\/p>\n

» demotivators<\/a>.<\/p>\n

» pick a lock with hard drive<\/a>.<\/p>\n

» absorbent tampons<\/a>.<\/p>\n

» ha ha ha<\/a>…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

i just got back from the cinema. what movie? kingdom of heaven. it is a nice action movie, set on the medieval time. the blood, gore, flesh. ohh…the only thing they lack is nudity. ah, don’t bother. the censorship board probably cut it first. i noticed that nearly half of the audience is female. uhh, […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5,1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-337","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-fun","category-rants"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/azfar.my\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/337","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/azfar.my\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/azfar.my\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/azfar.my\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/azfar.my\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=337"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/azfar.my\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/337\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/azfar.my\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=337"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/azfar.my\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=337"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/azfar.my\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=337"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}