i was waiting for a friend for a supper. when he arrives, he started to rant.<\/p>\n
friend: fuck lady driver
\nme: whoo…whoo…what now? what? why? what the hell? who? when? how?
\nfriend: bla… bla… driving… bla… junction, traffic light. bla… suddenly car came out of nowhere. bla… drive like a fucking idiot…bla bla…almost hit me….bla bla…idiot… lady driver. bla… didn’t watch where she was going. bla…talking on a cellphone… bla…still have a ‘p’ sticker…
\nme: (gawking) ohh…relax bro, you’ll get a heart attack soon if you don’t chill.
\nfriend: …<\/p><\/blockquote>\ni started to think that my friend claim is true sice i also have some experience with a lady driver, especially this ‘specific lady driver’. but of course, not all of them drive like shit. i knew some that drive like a fucking f1 or rally driver. i don’t want to be rude or anything like showing my middle finger, cussing in the open air to them when this occurs or act like those fucking idiot uneducated road bullies. but please lah drive properly. you have to be alert and know where you are going. what you got your license by buying them at a black market or you slept with the jpj examiner? nowdays people get angry very fast especially when on the road. probably because of those radiation from the sun we get everyday. like this one time, a fucking old man drove his van like a fuking idiot, cut me off with a 40 degree angle, nearly hit my car, blocking me and didn’t let me pass just because i honk him because he was blocking the road. what a motherfucker dickhead cocksucking trash eating stupid gung-ho asshole. luckily my car is faster than his car, i managed to cut him off, pass in front of him with just a small gap and of course, finish it with a trademark of showing the middle finger and shouting “fuck you” on top of my lungs. you deserved that.<\/p>\n
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