{"id":110,"date":"2004-10-09T02:13:16","date_gmt":"2004-10-08T14:13:16","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.azfar.my\/2004\/10\/node\/110"},"modified":"2004-10-11T08:06:47","modified_gmt":"2004-10-11T00:06:47","slug":"old-jokes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/azfar.my\/home\/2004\/10\/old-jokes.php","title":{"rendered":"old jokes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>this is some old jokes i collected from someone else&#8217;s sms. kinda&#8230;ok la. enjoy! <img src=\"https:\/\/azfar.my\/home\/wp-includes\/images\/smilies\/icon_rolleyes.gif\" alt=\":roll:\" class=\"wp-smiley\" style=\"height: 1em; max-height: 1em;\" \/><\/p>\n<p><em>man gives blood to save his girlfriend. they later broke up and man says he want his blood back. girl throws a used tampon and says, &#8220;i&#8217;m paying you back monthly, you bastard!&#8221;<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>what&#8217;s the difference between a bowling ball and a slapper? nothing, they both get picked up, fingered, then fucked down an alley<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>there was a young man called dave who dug up a prostitutes grave. she was mouldy as shit, missing a tit but look at the money he saved<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>line dancer goes to the doctor to found out why he can&#8217;t dance. doctor says, &#8220;you circumcised?, well you&#8217;ve got to be a complete prick to be a line dancer!&#8221;<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>this is some old jokes i collected from someone else&#8217;s sms. kinda&#8230;ok la. enjoy! man gives blood to save his girlfriend. they later broke up and man says he want his blood back. girl throws a used tampon and says, &#8220;i&#8217;m paying you back monthly, you bastard!&#8221; what&#8217;s the difference between a bowling ball and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-110","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-fun"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/azfar.my\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/110","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/azfar.my\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/azfar.my\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/azfar.my\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/azfar.my\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=110"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/azfar.my\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/110\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/azfar.my\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=110"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/azfar.my\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=110"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/azfar.my\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=110"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}