early

i just woke up. feeling woozy from last night. i’m suppose to do something but i can’t remember what. nevermind lah. last night i watch this movie with a fellow blogger, miki. we hang out at klcc. actually, i don’t want to go to klcc. it is bloody boring. but since it is the nearest shopping complex to my home, bantai aje la. my internet connection is a bit fucked up just now. after rebooting my router, it kinda goes back to normal. well huh, stupid tm net. ok, i want to sleep some more. later.

» ultraman melayu. wtf??!! (view with quicktime/nokia media player)

» where’s waldo. the text version.

» tetris furniture.

» yoda and pepsi.

» top ten things your girl shouldn’t know.

» crazy or stupid?

» ipod vending machine.

» xbox 360 fact sheet.

» wtf is this?

pinged

i am pissed, just right now. why? the backup server at jalan hang tuah decided to die today, just now. when i asked my tech-admin why, he said that tnb decided to do a “maintenance” today and blackouted the data centre (yeah, data centre with no backup power apparently). i have to wait until tomorrow for the place to be up and running. damn it. my images server is down again. some of my images has been relocated to other backup server and some not. i’m too tired to change the path on all of my blog entry. do expect an “x” sign when you read my entry archive. oh, i forgot. i got a date tomorrow. ha ha ha…

» oil computer.

» away messages.

» defiant digit.

» how to be famous in ten easy steps.

» hack iis 6.0 and win yourself an xbox.

» cherry for sale.

» geek fantasies.

little johnny

this story is kinda nsfw. so, before you read, make sure you are not sensitive, can accept a sense of humor and of course, open minded. ahh, what the heck, you all love sex stories anyways. just read it.

One day, little Johnny asked his mom what sex was.

“Tonight, go into your sister’s room, hide behind the curtain, and watch what she and her boyfriend do.”

The following morning, Johnny’s mom asked what happened.

Little Johnny explained, “Well at first, they were just kinda talking and laughing, but after a while they started kissing and hugging, sister got a fever, cuz she said she was feeling hot.

So sister’s boyfriend put his hand under her shirt to find her heart, just like the doctor would.

Except he’s not so smart because both of them got sick and they started panting and getting all out of breath.

His other hand must have been cold because he put it under her skirt.

About this time sis got worse and began to moan and sigh, and squirm around and slide to the end of her bed. Then i finally found out what was making them sick – a big eel had gotten inside her boyfriend’s pants somehow.

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searches

friendster is great. especially when they show this. popular searches in our network. what our closest friends might be looking for. wtf?

gate

suatu hari, di dalam suratkhabar utusan malaysia…

Kecewa khidmat Internet Streamyx

Saudara Pengarang,

SAYA baru sahaja menggunakan perkhidmatan Internet Streamyx selama seminggu dan saya dapati kelajuan streamyx ini sangatlah perlahan iaitu kelajuan 10.0 Mbps sedangkan saya menggunakan pakej RM99 sebulan yang sepatutnya boleh mencapai kelajuan sebanyak 1 GATE.

Memanglah untuk mencapai kelajuan sebanyak 1 GATE adalah susah, sekurang-kurangnya kelajuan 500.0 Mbps dapat dicapai.

Tetapi kelajuan yang saya dapat hanyalah kelajuan 10.0 Mpbs sedangkan komputer saya menggunakan dua prosesor Xeon yang sangat laju dan memorinya sebanyak 2 GATE.

Jadi saya pun menghubungi Streamyx untuk memberitahu masalah yang saya hadapi.

Respons yang diberikan amatlah mengecewakan. Mereka menyuruh saya menunggu sebentar sambil menghidangkan muzik yang entah apa-apa.

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kingdom

i just got back from the cinema. what movie? kingdom of heaven. it is a nice action movie, set on the medieval time. the blood, gore, flesh. ohh…the only thing they lack is nudity. ah, don’t bother. the censorship board probably cut it first. i noticed that nearly half of the audience is female. uhh, and i also notice that they are 3 girls sitting beside me. probably most of them just want to see orlando bloom in action. duhh…

» wow.

» things that don’t exist.

» demotivators.

» pick a lock with hard drive.

» absorbent tampons.

» ha ha ha…

kejam

aku pun nak tumpang sekaki post benda ni. kejam sangat kah sistem perundangan negara kita ni?

KANGAR, 10 Mei (Bernama) — Ahmad Hafizal Ahmad Fauzi, 18, Selasa menjadi remaja pertama di negara ini dijatuhi hukuman oleh mahkamah kerana gagal menghadiri Program Latihan Khidmat Negara (PLKN).

Remaja yang tinggal di Kampung Titi Serong, Jalan Kuala Perlis itu dijatuhi hukuman denda RM600 atau 14 hari penjara oleh Mahkamah Majistret Kangar dan disebabkan kesempitan hidup, dia memilih untuk dipenjarakan.

Ahmad Hafizal, seorang buruh, dituduh gagal melaporkan diri pada latihan PLKN di Dusun Resort, Kuala Nerang, Kedah pada 25 Julai tahun lalu tanpa sebarang penangguhan atau pengecualian yang dibenarkan.

Dia dituduh mengikut Seksyen 18(1) Akta Khidmat Negara 2003 yang jika sabit kesalahan boleh dihukum denda sehingga RM3,000 atau penjara selama enam bulan atau kedua-duanya sekali.

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