Category Archives: Rants

My rants

ripe

this is a followup entry. ya ya, i skip my morning class. but i attend my class in the evening. the fun part is, i get annoyed on the way to class. see, this is the scenario. this is the first part. to go to my class, i have to take a lift. the hallway to the lift is blocked by the most fucking annoying people. i mean, nak borak pun, choose other place la dungu and guess what? i ride the lift with the same most fucking annoying people and they managed to waste my time by holding the lift for somefuckingbody who don’t have the intentions of using the lift. when will these bastards grow up. the second part is, on my way to get my sister car fixed/serviced, some asshole scratch the car. i was driving then suddenly this motherfucker came out of nowhere and cut me off. with his dumbass skills, he scratch the car. i have the red paint all over the car. i was fuming mad and honked at him non stop, waiting for him to halt. no surprise there, he fled. i got the car registration number though. wmt 8841. i managed to catch up with the fucker. found his car parked somewhere at pandan indah. he got the best tongue lashing from me ever and asked for money. man, if i didn’t think about the rules, i really want to smash his car with my baseball bat. my car’s okay now, no scratch marks. anyway, if you do found him somewhere, just for fun, give him the one finger salute, hit him or kill him i don’t care. okay, cool off mr. azfar.

i just read the 3g thingy maxis been blabering about. it costs thousands just for the pcmcia card. ouch!. but one thing i didn’t notice that maxis offered one day utopia wireless hotspot account by just sending a sms. it costs you about rm5. that’s good to hear. if i can’t get a tm net hotspot service, i can always use maxis. cool. ok, here’s some links…

» disk drive for gameboy (translate this page with babelfish, google or whatever).

» coin ring.

» buy mg rover.

» pizza cutter.

» ugliest car of 2005.

» wow.

» satellite is fun.

» this is…stupid.

miss, missed

arghh…i missed my morning class today. why? overslept of course. not funny at all because i should be doing a chapter 5 quiz right now. to relieve this foul mood, i want to post this…

my episodes

hey, look at the picture. i found a ‘wireless’ petrol hose. cool. phew, technology nowdays ;)). weekends are weird. they have a power to change someone. well, yours truly here changed during the weekends. i started having episodes, annoying other people, being a jackass and many more. well, i don’t know why. it’s unexplainable. maybe weekends is the standard jackass day for me. or maybe it was the drugs fault. who knows. i am truly sorry though for miki who had to experience my medium level of jackassness and self centeredness. i promise after this i won’t bother you again dear, no worries. i am okay now by the way, thanks to some ‘medication’ (ahh…flying…:twisted:). to fill up time, i went to projet wangsa maju with friends to try out the tm net hotspot there. well, my friend wanted to test the hotspot actually. generally, it was ok but the signal sometimes disappear. i hate hanging out there actually because it is the meeting place for the fucking scooter gangs which i like to shoot/bomb someday and those cocky f1 driver wannabe who like to show off their cars there. not to mention some of those skanky biatch who dress up like a prostitute with so-so boobs in tight shirt, just begging to come the fuck out. but, nevermind lah since i was doing a favour for a friend for being there. anyway…

» the ghetto antenna.

» darth vader’s blog. ha ha ha.

» statuemolesters.com.

» fire from a coke can and a chocolate. huh?

» this is disturbing. but… (via thesmokinggun)

the name

this post may contain many tech jargon. so ye be warned. erm…where was i…umm, i was unable to log in to my website last night. i thought maybe artx-tech doing some upgrading work. so, i don’t mind that. the next morning, i still wasn’t able to log in. what the fuck? i do some tests with uptime script check and it told me my website was not down. not satisfied, i check again with websitepulse. the results say that my website connection is still ok. when a friend told me that he was able to log in to my website, then i suspect that something wrong with my dns or nameserver. upon checking, it was the dns fault. tm net’s secondary dns server can’t resolve my domain ip address. maybe somebody there screwed up and resulted in loss of connection. so, i had to reconfigure my router setting using the tm net’s primary dns ip address which sucks by the way because of the high traffic and loss of performance. but never mind that because if it wasn’t for the dns, i wasn’t able to write this crappy post. before i resume my sleep, here’s something…

» they pimp everything nowdays. here’s how to pimp your cup.

» pimp my sunglasses.

» how to turn an acura into a ferrari.

» e-mail makes us dumb.

» xbox 360.

click for high res

» this photo has nothing to do with this entry. i just like the picture (ha ha ha). anyway, she is sophia bush. born on the same day as me. me!. those one tree hill fan may recognize this picture. read her imdb profile.

cold

i stayed at hotel today. not coming home. why? just for fun, hanging with friends. anywhoo, i got a mid term yesterday. how should i describe the paper…hmm, i don’t know lah. i can answer all of the question given by the way. okay, no idea. on with the links…

» lemon?

» blink!

» bill gates loves the pie.

» psp tetris.

» delicious and nutritious drink.

» fart in a jar. wait, did i say italian fart? oh those people…

» find people copying your website.

» computer processing systems of womens logic.

feel the sun

sleep is my primary agenda today. woke up at 2pm and i went to college for some “i-forgot-lah” last minute work. i decided to uninstall and dump my norton antivirus 2005. it had cause me high resources, nearly hanged my notebook and slowed my pc start time. to sum it up, it fucked up my pc. now i have no antivirus and my notebook start faster. he he. i’ve heard that “some lecturer” telling the students that the student centre now have a wireless internet connection. i decided to test that thing. did it work? well, i can tell you it is a load of shit. ape lah. don’t confirm something that you don’t sure. nasib baik beg ni ringan. i decided to test the tmnet hotspot at dunkin donuts by the way, but the manager told me they got some “router problems”. with no luck today, i just went to wan’s house to sleep. woke up at 9pm, go home and type this entry. crappy.

» dumped by chat room girlfriend.

» say no to hotmail.

» put a leash on your girl.

» start your own cult. damn.

obsolete

no class today. this week is for the mid term and my paper is on wednesday. what did i do today? sleep all day long. cool huh? anyway, azlan came to my house mintak tolong something on his php project. no biggie, i always love scripting and coding. after supper, i went to shimi’s place and help him out format some old and obsolete pc. well, the owner wants it back. the pc is slow as hell. i think windows 98 second edition will suffice since we don’t have windows 95. it takes about 2 hours to do a fresh install. duhh :roll:

anyway, here’s something to look :

» interesting google satellite maps.

» no to breast reduction. ha ha.

» bikini babes maid for rent. err…eww?

» crime against nature.

» adobe to buy macromedia.

» pimp your mouse. :-b

premier

i’m bored. yeah, like nothing new. so i re-design malaynet website. add some forum and stuff. i’ve been experimenting with session id and use it there. it kinda works. maybe i can use it later on login scripts. anywhoo, around 5pm, shimi asked if i want to see the movie ‘sahara’ at gsc premier class. heck, for rm16, no problem [hey, i got seat number “C4”]. the movie? yeah, it was ok. entertaining and got some action but less cleavage. there’s steve zahn to do the jokes, so it’s not boring. before entering the premier class cinema, we can order our food at the counter. then, someone will bring your order to you in the cinema. cool huh, they have a waiter. there are only 10 people in the cinema. don’t know why. after that, i went to c.t. garden for nasik lemak. pedas gile. sakit perut la nanti nih.

» have you seen the telekom tm ad where it says “bukan hanya sekadar nombor”? i don’t get it. what the ad have to do with all of this?

» see this map and see something weird.

» taxidermy is fun.

» food science and other track. and other information on the world, of the world…what? let’s do some google talk.

marathon

ssup! before i sleep, here’s what i’m up to. my group presentation is extended until today. which i had no problem because i already completed the printing. my “darlings” group mate whose thank you very much didn’t do anything in helping me finished the presentation project. imagine this, i have seven people in my group and none of them doing or know how to do the work. oh what the fuck. to save my ass, my subject marks and perhaps the embarassment, i do the work, alone. i might asked for money from these kids for the work i done though.

after morning class which is excruciating because of the triple-quiz thing, i decided to chill for a moment at home. maybe eat brunch since i didn’t have breakfast that morning. i have only 2 hours. this where the suckiness comes in. halfway through my relaxation time, one of my group mates wanted me to come to the library. what the hell? i’m relaxing biatch!. it seems they want to print another copy of the group presentation project. they been calling and calling and of course, eventually i went back to the library. i now have fifteen minutes for luch, so i have those mc d fish-o-filet and coke (the drink not drugs, genius).

when it’s time for presentation, my group mate didn’t perform well. some stutter. another what the fuck? they are embarassing me since i was forced to be the group leader. what were they thinking when i gave a briefing how to perform before presentaion? this is totally fucked up. all those work gone to the drain. the only good news is my lecturer wanted my ‘ohp handouts’. maybe he thought that was cool. to cool off the steam, i went to a movie with shimi. we were watching ‘the pacifier’ (today’s the opening day, yes?). which is good considering it is a disney movie and there is no cut whatsoever from the cencorship board. yeah, considering it is a disney movie.

then we went to jalan masjid india. our plan is to eat sup kambing but the shop closed. so we have kerang rebus instead. yumm…midnight at home, i continue the movie marathon with dvd i just bought. ‘ocean twelve’ and ‘resident evil apocalypse’. both a good and entertaining movie. what’s up with the resident evil where chicks actually kicks-ass and stuff? okay, enough ranting for today. i’ll do this again tomorrow perhaps if i could think something interesting to write about. ta! eh wait…

» uh oh…

» date my pet. anyone?

gian

semalam aku tak pegi kelas. demam. nak pegi klinik tak sempat, jadi aku pegi jumpa lecturer terus. batuk-batuk kat muka dia…ha ha ha (kidding). memandangkan dah ponteng kelas, aku ajak shimi pegi low yat plaza ushar barang komputer. disamping lepas tu aku boleh lepak kat hq shimi nanti untuk print assignment. aku kat low yat tu sebab nak cari wireless access point atau wireless router. tak tau la kalau memang macamni tapi aku pelik jugak la sebab wireless access point lagi mahal dari wireless router. apa bezanya antara dua benda tu? ada feature tambahan ke? pusing punya pusing, last-last aku tak jadi beli. dah jumpa satu model tu tapi dia router je takde adsl modem built in. ada lagi satu model tu semua ada tapi pakai 802.11b pulak. kalau nak beli, baik ambik yang advanced terus. tak le membazir. so, aku tunggu aje la lain kali.

time tu tengah hujan, shimi ajak aku lepak kat starbucks. ingatkan tmnet hotspot ada kat situ, search-search yang ada cuma timenet dengan airzed aje. ceh, salah tempat rupanya aku online. akhirnya hari tu aku beli data cable untuk telefon aku. fuhh, sakan gile duk main gambar dan ringing tone polyphonic. bagi aku dalam dua ke tiga hari, nanti aku bosan le main benda tu. ha ha ha…chow!

turn around

isnin…hmm. malas rasanya aku nak bangun tido. malas la jugak aku nak datang kelas. ada sedikit perasaan menyampah. he he he. dah le hujan pagi tadi. tapi apa boleh buat. aku kena hantar kakak aku pergi kerja. jadi aku tabahkan hati, dan masuk kelas. nasib baik jugak la sebab ada kuiz. ramai bebudak tak datang. sebab hujan agaknya. ‘adik-adik’ aku sound katanya ada kuiz petang nanti. punyelah sturggle aku study lima bab di sambil menyiapkan projek persembahan group aku nih. kalau ikutkan sebenarnya group aku ada tujuh ahli. tapi yang buat kerjanya aku sorang aje. sial betullah. budak-budak lain semua buat bodo aje. kalau aku join buat dek, jahanam le markah aku nanti. so, nak tak nak, terpaksa la aku buat kerja. walaupun sorang-sorang. sabar aje la. berbalik kepada kuiz, lecturer aku ni memang best lawak dia. kuiz dia kasi masa setengah jam jawab. ada lima minit lagi nak hantar, dia kasi tengok nota. hek eleh. bila dah sampai time nak hantar kuiz tuh, dia suruh simpan aje jawapan-jawapan tadi tu buat nota. fuh…lawak kejam sungguh. tapi takpela, aku boleh sabar sebab dia kelakar.

aku lepak kat hq shimi hari ni. cadangnya aku nak print benda-benda untuk projek persembahan aku ni nanti. tapi malangnya nasib aku tak bawak bahan-bahan utama dia. fuh…sungguh tension dan membazir masa. seriusly. disebabkan tension, aku ajak shimi testing aku punya tmnet hotspot. account aku dah di activate. yeah…best, best. boleh main internet sambil minum kopi yang gile mahal harganya. anyway, aku sekarang dah ada akaun yahoo 360. tq miki sebab invite. later aaiight…

» nice ad.

» intelligent man, read this.

» heard of the movie sin city? no, not the porno production company. i watched the trailers and read the reviews and it looks like a freakin’ awesome movie. it may not be released here due to, well, you know lah how old fashioned the censorship board here. i must get the dvd or heck, fly to singapore to watch it.