Category Archives: Rants

My rants

swing

fantastic four opens in usa on july 8th 2005. the movie is coming to malaysia on july 14th. if i want to watch it on opening day (july 8th), i probably had to go to usa. hmm…i live my life today as usual. wasting time and watching what not. anywhoo, i have to buy something at a supermarket at 9pm. as i wander around looking for stuff to buy, i noticed something. why on earth some people think that it is okay to wear pajamas to a supermarket. this is a big ass market. not a kedai runcit. baju tidur? baju kelawar? night gown (wtf?)? come on lah. think. fashion sense. maybe these people don’t know that some pajamas are see through. if the angle is right, you can see something :evil:. luckily my camera is out of battery. (yes, i am a pervert)

» celebrities eating.

» illusion dots.

» throw rocks at boys (someone i know who hate guys surely gonna love this).

» bat mobile history.

» viagra cupcakes.

» do you have a corrupted mind?

sekejap

tetiba pulak aku rasa bosan duk depan monitor ni. jadi aku pergi tengok vcd. tengah aku belek-belek collection, aku nampak ni.

huih, puteri gunung ledang. boleh tahan gak pak lanun kita neh mencetak rompak. bagus-bagus. tapi bila aku pandang balik cover vcd tu, aku nampak ni.

ha ha ha…long live pak lanun vcd.

emotion

since i made a decision to move, i get many reaction from people. some were shocked, some were okay with it and some just don’t give a shit. wait, most people don’t give a shit by the way and that’s cool. i have this friend though. he kinda upset. don’t reply my messages and won’t talk to me. isn’t that a little girly? damn dude, come on. enough with this emotional crap. no queer stuff here okay. just get over it.

» i’m gonna need this service.

» hungry hippos!

bat

somehow i forgot to bitch about this. well, maybe it’s the old thing. yeah, i watched the movie batman begins. so far? the movie is great. it can could match the original batman movie which michael keaton stars. but the batman movie kinda go downhill with the appearance of robin and batgirl for that matter. that…err…suck. it’s funny that ducard/ra’s al ghul (played by liam neeson) talk to bruce wayne something that related to the dark side of the force (hint: star wars) and liam neeson was once a jedi master qui-gon jinn in the movie star wars (shit, i am a geek). the part i like is at the end of the movie where lieutenant jim gordon (before he became a commisioner) call batman with a flood light and gave him joker’s “business card”. just right for the next movie (original batman). awesome.

» how batsuit works.

» tic tac mac.

» nice urinal.

» spray on mud.

» cassete turn table.

» cheap air cond.

corny

yesterday, dad buy some corn at pasar malam. he thought it is nice to have corn for supper. he has yet to decide to do roast corn (jagung bakar) or boil corn (jagung rebus). after not so much thinking, today i’m eating jagung rebus…yeay!. i boiled the corn (wait, this is a lie. i don’t do any of the cooking. dad do it for me :razz:)

the corn is nice and yellow. add some butter and salt…mmm…it tastes great :!:. dad make it not too salty because he can’t ate too much salt. not good for his health.

anyhoo…thanks a lot dad. maybe after this we can make jagung bakar.

» corn recipes.

» man boobs.

» fun with molotov cocktail.

» extract dna from anything living.

» illusions and a mural.

» let’s pop some bubbles.

temporary away

spending a lot of time by myself had made me thinking. i’ve been wasted a lot of time. maybe half of my life. that’s bad. so, one day i thought, why not move my ass to penang and stay here with my dad. although the people here a bit fucked up with the idiot driving style, kiasuness, etc. but i think i already adjusted to that life. i always want to leave my past but never had the chance. they always pop up unnoticed. maybe i am running from my problems. but what the hell. fuck that. leaving kl might be a good idea. anyway, this thing is still undecided or i might call it under construction. we’ll see…

okay, enough of that. maybe later i’ll write about that. what did i do today? i went to kangar with dad to attend his friend wedding. the food is okay and the ceremony is different. it is difficult to find a kampung style wedding nowdays. many people opt for a stylish wedding, at fancy hotel/dewan, catering, etc. remember your roots malay people. anyway, ayam masak merah is always delicious.

after that, we went to padang besar for some shopping. it just 20km from the wedding place and we thought, what the hell. i buy myself a t-shirt and asam. maybe next time i’ll buy more t-shirt and a souvenir perhaps. it’s been a long time since we went here. next time, we go to danok ok?

after padang besar, we went to alor star. dad badly want to eat mee abu, the famous mee sup in alor star. sadly, it is not his rezeki today. the mee sold out after three bus of tourists clean it up. damn tourist. nevermind dad, maybe next time. we went back home after that. relaxing and watching live f1 at tv. it is a nice day today…

words

i’m started to get bored hanging out here. the only thing i like here is the food. what do penang kids do at night huh? maybe if i hang out hat disco, it will be not so boring. so, today i go and see the movie mr and mrs smith, or on some malay magazine, they called it tuan dan puan smith. wtf is that? the popcorn here lack flavor, not like those gsc popcorn. what about the movie? well, it is great. angelina jolie lips are awesome plus they mixed the element of blowing stuff up and sex scenes. might have to buy the dvd later for the uncensored part. there’s one thing though. the counter girl gave me a great seat, but the bad thing is, i don’t know who is sitting beside me. i thought it would be some random hot chicks, which happens to me before this. on my left is this lame boy who maybe jakun or something. switch the fucking phone off dumbass. on my right is a family who brought in their small kids (6/7 years old or younger) to watch the movie. it’s an 18sg type movie. who the fuck in the world bring their small kids watch a movie with semi-nude and sex scenes? this is not a movie for kids. they are showing the movie madagascar next door. why can’t they watch that movie instead? the ass part is, halfway through the movie, their kids started to make this noises like talking and sound effect of their own. fucking idiot. urgh…these people just kill the mood, totally. those jackass and dumbass.

where

aku kat penang neh. baru sampai semalam. memandangkan aku ada sisa-sisa cuti ni, aku lari dari kl, kotaraya yang penuh dengan onak dan duri, ha ha ha…disebabkan kompleks bukit jambul dekat je dengan rumah penang aku neh, aku pi jalan-jalan kat situh, nak cari thermal paste. nasib baik rega dia rm12. oh, time aku baeratur nak beli makan kat kfc tadi, punya la kampung orang penang belakang aku neh. tak reti-reti nak bersabar. aku tengah order, pastu depa ni duk sibuk-sibuk menempel kat sebelah kiri dan kanan aku. tak reti beratur ke hape. tampaq kang, sesia aje.

wing


[iso 200, f4, 1/3 sec.]

ah…i woke up early today. that’s hillarious. by the way, i walked around kl last night. just for fun and for hurting my knees. the minyak gamat i keep in my bag is really useful. after i walk around low yat plaza, i went to secret recipe at lot 10 for dinner and wireless internet. yes, those tmnet hotspot. sadly the wireless router didn’t support 802.11g, so i stuck with 11mbps. dosen’t matter anyway because our broadband speed is not at a whopping 144mbps.

on my way back, around 2am (yep, i did a lot of ‘walking’), i notice something different with my housing area. i should sense it earlier but i’m not really an outdoor person this month, being alone, confined in my room. oh, anyway, the children playground near my house kinda transformed into a whore-playground. with school holidays and all, these couples sitting on the bench doing what not. next time, i will be ready with my video camera. wtf is wrong here? where are the eldery? where is the rukun tetangga? or jais? probably the village elderly only like to be a busybody, stopped my car when i drove 15km/h in front of the housing area or bitch and mengumpat other people. yes ya’ll, most of the people in my housing area like to mengumpat (like i’m doing right now, but i do it by typing not talking). maybe it is the new sport.

late

last night was a pretty screw up. i was required (not by law) to send my adsl modem router to penang. with the urgency and last minute planning, i rushed my ass to my friends place for help. nevermind the ugly box wrapping. hopefully it arrived on time, on destination and in good condition. it was good and all until the next morning i get some updates which now i didn’t have to send the package. since it is 4 someting in the morning, don’t want to disturb and wake up my friend, i sms’ed him to cancel the post. i thought all was ok but there was no luck for me there though. the package has been posted which leave me kinda screwed. maybe rm13++ was not that big deal of a money…or does it?

» state license plate.

» star wars ep. 3. retold by slurpy the frog.

» james bond gadget props.

» nintento pc.

» duct tape fashion.

» wireless nes controller for pc.

history

history is one of my i-kinda-like-it subjects in school. dosen’t matter what kind of history. malaysia, world, etc. the subject mostly involves reading and remembering the dates, events and stuff. some other time, it requires some sleeping, which is my favourite thing to do ;;). oh, they also got pictures in the text book, videos and tv pendidikan. cool. so, when picking which dvd i want to watch last night, i remember history and i pick the movie wild wild west and after that, the movie dodgeball. well…it is a history….right?

» sexual moments in video games.

» gas be gone…?

» mac gyver emergency kit.

» pregnant barbie. wait…this is so wrong…

» 10 misconceptions about dinosaurs.

» pulp fiction in 30 secons. with bunnies.

» nice view.

» grand theft auto lego city.